Random Thoughts XXXII

[Spartacavolus]

watching a documentary on Thomas Jefferson, he was a strange dude.

I always kindof thought his daughter was hawt and had a nice rack. Successful dry cleaner, iirc.

 

[Weezer]

I wouldn't call it mad. I'm just baffled by how many sheep live in this country. The whole world actually, but this country specifically. There is no real freedom of thought for most. They're allowing themselves to be mind-controlled.

 

[Spartacavolus]

the man holdin' weezy down this morning, and I'm not talking about Thomas Jefferson's wife

 

[The Ron Mexico]

weezy so mind controlled

 

[Toujours Pret]

Someone broke into my house and stole my can opener. Only plausible explanation.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Someone broke into my house and stole my can opener. Only plausible explanation.

Probably a white person.

 

[bubbacurry1]

its was me, my old one was ****.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Someone broke into my house and stole my can opener. Only plausible explanation.

I haven't used a can opener in 20 years. Wouldn't know how to work one, unless you can still just line the teeth up and turn the little knob.

 

[Toujours Pret]

I haven't used a can opener in 20 years. Wouldn't know how to work one, unless you can still just line the teeth up and turn the little knob.

Pretty much how it works.

I really want a tuna melt. If i can't find this opener my plan involves a vise and my sawzall.

 

[heartvols]

Who is weezer talking to? Did he forget to take his meds again?

 

[bubbacurry1]

use dynamite.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Who is weezer talking to? Did he forget to take his meds again?

He's talking to black people.

 

[bubbacurry1]

am I the only one who just cant get into NFL football?

 

[Weezer]

the man holdin' weezy down this morning, and I'm not talking about Thomas Jefferson's wife

Weezy was married to George Jefferson, not Thomas. George was the dry cleaner and oddly, he once was the neighbor of Archie Bunker before movin' on up to the eastside. Then he lived next door to Lenny Kravitz's mom and her white husband. So why does everything have to be about race?

And I'm a totally different Weezy.

 

[Toujours Pret]

am I the only one who just cant get into NFL football?

Nope. Doesn't do it for me either

 

[Weezer]

Who is weezer talking to? Did he forget to take his meds again?

I talk to everyone and no one at the same time.

The voices in my head say the answer to your second question is "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

 

[heartvols]

Lol

 

[wildnkrazykat]

am I the only one who just cant get into NFL football?

Had a fantasy team last year and that engaged me. This year idgaf

 

[Weezer]

My mind wanders to completely inappropriate humor way too easily. Could someone with psychoanalytic type skills please tell me what that says about me?

 

[Toujours Pret]

Thinking of going to Denmark

 

[wildnkrazykat]

My mind wanders to completely inappropriate humor way too easily. Could someone with psychoanalytic type skills please tell me what that says about me?

You're an O.D.B.

 

[heartvols]

My mind wanders to completely inappropriate humor way too easily. Could someone with psychoanalytic type skills please tell me what that says about me?

That you need therapy?

 

[Weezer]

You're an O.D.B.

Fair point. I cannot deny it.

That you need therapy?

Are you offering me a spot on your couch? What kind of therapy are you planning? FTR, I'm okay with electroshock.

 

[Weezer]

Thinking of going to Denmark

Hamlet says bad idea.

 

[heartvols]

Are you offering me a spot on your couch? What kind of therapy are you planning? FTR, I'm okay with electroshock.

As your psychiatrist, I think first we need to work on your intimacy issues. And no I will not snuggle with you on the couch.