Random Thoughts XXVI

[volfan6782]

#1. Why are you at the mall the day after Christmas?

#2. Why are you even looking at other dudes below the waist?

#3. Why are you at the mall the day after effing Christmas?

Scoring some brownie points by chauffeuring my wife, mother in law, her grandmother and aunt around.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

At Green Hills Mall, disturbed by the number of men wearing skinny jeans.

Saw a bunch of that in Dallas. Do.not.like! Ugh!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Thanks for the prayers.
Due to your requests, God came through.
Bless you all.

 

[Hobock]

Scoring some brownie points by chauffeuring my wife, mother in law, her grandmother and aunt around.

I've done alot of tarded sh!t to keep mine happy but you, brother, win the prize. I cannot think of a more painful scenario.

#2. wtf?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Thanks for the prayers.
Due to your requests, God came through.
Bless you all.

Truly the work of the Lord.

 

[rmsmith]

This is where my grumpy old man comes out. 'Drive your @#$! self'

 

[volfan6782]

I've done alot of tarded sh!t to keep mine happy but you, brother, win the prize. I cannot think of a more painful scenario.

#2. wtf?

It's well worth it. There's a big bottle if Buffalo Trace waiting at home.

When a guy is wearing jeans tighter than your wife's it hard not to notice.

 

[Hobock]

It's well worth it. There's a big bottle if Buffalo Trace waiting at home.

When a guy is wearing jeans tighter than your wife's it hard not to notice.

Ok, Mr. Bum-Looker, who has the better ass; Granny, Auntie, or MIL?

 

[rmsmith]

Ok, Mr. Bum-Looker, who has the better ass; Granny, Auntie, MIL, or skinny jeans guy?

....

 

[Hobock]

Nice fyp, Smitty.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Thanks for the prayers.
Due to your requests, God came through.
Bless you all.

 

[rmsmith]

Nice fyp, Smitty.

boom

 

[wildnkrazykat]

This is where my grumpy old man comes out. 'Drive your @#$! self'

And u wonder y u never get to plunge in the poon

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I just failed the number one rule of troubleshooting. Is it plugged in?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I just failed the number one rule of troubleshooting. Is it plugged in?

Did you forget to steal the charger to go with the electronic device you stole?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I was wondering why I had no bass, the subwoofer wasn't plugged in. doh!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Freaking Tard! Lulz

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Freaking Tard! Lulz

I was legitimately pissed about the sound quality of the system. I spent a good 2 hours setting up the thing, cutting wires and what not.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm sure you prolly just got ahead of yourself.

 

[rockytop114]

Prayers sent for the dog and drugs

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

What did they pay?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Gettin old ain't fer sissies. Just ask Hman. lol:

Hell to the yeah bro. Gotta be a badass to get old.

 

[rockytop114]

Auto corrects is ruining my zone image

 

[Hobock]

I was wondering why I had no bass, the subwoofer wasn't plugged in. doh!

Stereotype confirmed.

 

[mcompton]

My dumb posts are ruining my zone image

Fyp