Random Thoughts XXVI

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My wife is a Houdini in the kitchen. She made cornbread bowls and filled them leftover BBQ cocktail weenies. Dayum! Yummy in the tummy!
 
You guys better hitch a ride on the Bubba-Express. These won't last long. How does 37 feel? I turn 37 in March.

How does 37 feel? I could hear myself getting out of bed this morning. My body makes noises and hurts in places that I didn't know existed.
 
How does 37 feel? I could hear myself getting out of bed this morning. My body makes noises and hurts in places that I didn't know existed.

I feel you. I sat Indian(ITCH)-style in the floor while the kids opened gifts yesterday morning. Bad mistake. My knees are still paying for it today.
 
At Green Hills Mall, disturbed by the number of men wearing skinny jeans.

#1. Why are you at the mall the day after Christmas?

#2. Why are you even looking at other dudes below the waist?

#3. Why are you at the mall the day after effing Christmas?
 

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