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tri_vol said:
Sly, a friend sent me this and thought of ya. You probably have heard it.

State Trooper stops an old lady for speeding. Looking through her papers, he notices a concealed carry permit. Asks the woman if she has any concealed weapons. She reveals a .45 in the glovebox. Asks if she has any others. She shows him a glock in the center console. Asks a third time. She tells him there is a sawed off shotgun in the trunk.

Cop asks "mam, what are you afraid of?"
Old lady "not a damn thing."

Morale - don't underestimate senior citizens. They didn't get old by being dumb.
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a pattern? :whistling:
 
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ImTheCrew said:
Sly what was the business of your travels? Business?
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Business and pleasure. Worked for a large corp that would relocate me around the country. I was what they called a turn-around guy. Anyway, got to travel a lot on the company money. Also, incorporated vacations into business trips.
 
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Slydell said:
Business and pleasure. Worked for a large corp that would relocate me around the country. I was what they called a turn-around guy. Anyway, got to travel a lot on the company money. Also, incorporated vacations into business trips.
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Turn around guy = contract killer?
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tri_vol said:
Sly & VIF, a friend sent me this and thought of ya. You probably have heard it.

State Trooper stops an old lady for speeding. Looking through her papers, he notices a concealed carry permit. Asks the woman if she has any concealed weapons. She reveals a .45 in the glovebox. Asks if she has any others. She shows him a glock in the center console. Asks a third time. She tells him there is a sawed off shotgun in the trunk.

Cop asks "mam, what are you afraid of?"
Old lady "not a damn thing."

Morale - don't underestimate senior citizens. They didn't get old by being dumb.
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I heard that for the first time a few weeks ago. Funny stuff right there. Reminds me of a friend.
 
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Slydell said:
Haven't been through there in about 10 years. I'm not saying the area isn't nice, but driving downtown didn't look all that good.
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Im not biased by any means... But Chattanooga is beautiful... It obviously has it's bad parts... Downtown area is ok.... But there are some great sights.
 
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ImTheCrew said:
Im not biased by any means... But Chattanooga is beautiful... It obviously has it's bad parts... Downtown area is ok.... But there are some great sights.
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It's not just Chatt. I just don't like any cities anymore. Nothing but too much concrete blocking the scenery that used to be there. That's part of what I like about here. I can drive 10-15 miles and be on top of a 12000' mountain with no trace of humans in sight. I understand the movie Jeremiah Johnson a lot more after living here.
 
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