Random Thoughts XIII

[Souce]

 

[theFallGuy]

What kind of man needs an umbrella? I've never even owned an umbrella. Time to put your man pants on.

 

[ImTheCrew]

I don't have man pants

 

[ImTheCrew]

Nor have I owned a umbrella.

 

[tri_vol]

I didn't melt but i did make a fool of myself in from of my co workers... Face planting into a puddle.

You shoulda walked instead. You get wetter when you run plus you wouldn't fall in a puddle.
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[Souce]

Itch, why don't you carry a poncho in your fanny pack with all your other belongings?

 

[ImTheCrew]

I was walking tri.

 

[tri_vol]

Itch needs a parasol
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[tri_vol]

I was walking tri.

How do you fall in a puddle walking?
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[Thrasher865]

hherealmad:

 

[ImTheCrew]

No I stopped with the fanny packs... Left one in a restaurant in kan

 

[Slydell]

ITC, you need to get slip resistant soles put on your moccasins.

 

[Slydell]

Blue skies here this morning. Sun came blazing from behind the Rockies to light up the sky.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Kansas city... Had to call and and cancel so many things, I'll never do that again.

 

[ImTheCrew]

You're making me jealous sly! Even though I do live in Chattanooga- one of the most scenic cities in the south!

 

[Slydell]

You're making me jealous sly! Even though I do live in Chattanooga- one of the most scenic cities in the south!

When did that happen?

 

[Thrasher865]

And one of the least manly.

 

[Thrasher865]

When did that happen?

You apparently haven't seen their scenic pull off on I-75 South before entering the city. It's pretty allsome.

 

[ImTheCrew]

When did that happen?

What! Chattanooga!!!!!!!????? You ever been?

 

[Thrasher865]

Their commercials make it look presentable.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Chattanooga is very womanly and I love it. I don't need a bunch of men in my city.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Sly what was the business of your travels? Business?

 

[Slydell]

You apparently haven't seen their scenic pull off on I-75 South before entering the city. It's pretty allsome.

Don't remember it.

 

[tri_vol]

Sly & VIF, a friend sent me this and thought of ya. You probably have heard it.

State Trooper stops an old lady for speeding. Looking through her papers, he notices a concealed carry permit. Asks the woman if she has any concealed weapons. She reveals a .45 in the glovebox. Asks if she has any others. She shows him a glock in the center console. Asks a third time. She tells him there is a sawed off shotgun in the trunk.

Cop asks "mam, what are you afraid of?"
Old lady "not a damn thing."

Morale - don't underestimate senior citizens. They didn't get old by being dumb.
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[VIF]

I didn't melt but i did make a fool of myself in from of my co workers... Face planting into a puddle.

face plant > dunk vid

lol: