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#910
#910
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey - but I'd bet my @#$ everyone can find and push the Snooze
button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time
every time...
 
#911
#911
Lane Kiffin said on his show today that Wes Brown said that he would rather play at UT and lose every game than to play anywhere else and win every game. He (CLK) also said that he wanted to discuss with Wes the possibility of a coaching career.What great character in Wes Brown. Thus my new avatar
 
#912
#912
Trubblshooter said:
Lane Kiffin said on his show today that Wes Brown said that he would rather play at UT and lose every game than to play anywhere else and win every game. He (CLK) also said that he wanted to discuss with Wes the possibility of a coaching career.What great character in Wes Brown. Thus my new avatar
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I do miss your old avatar. :)
 
#915
#915
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
 
#918
#918
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk
 
#922
#922
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
 
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