Random Thoughts Thread

[yoopervol24]

ill stop in and see one while im in town..

 

[volmanbill]

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

 

[Trubblshooter]

probly do just like us

 

[dembewbs]

No i just fly past em

 

[Behr]

I wish my girlfriend's head was just a little more flat.

 

[Trubblshooter]

wondering if the basketball game on directv tonight and if so what channel

 

[Trubblshooter]

flathead to hold beer can?

 

[yoopervol24]

wondering if the basketball game on directv tonight and if so what channel

good question

 

[jhen713]

why is Thanksgiving on a Thursday?

 

[Behr]

If were on Wednesday, it would be a day early.

 

[Trubblshooter]

friday would be a day late

 

[volmanbill]

Be kind to the ignorant. They don't know any better.

 

[Trubblshooter]

ignorance is BLISS

 

[volmanbill]

It takes 10 days for that tastebud to grow back that you just scalded with coffee.

 

[yoopervol24]

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles

 

[Behr]

What is better than Honor?

Inner

 

[Trubblshooter]

this stuff is too funny

 

[dembewbs]

Who likes to be inner?

 

[Trubblshooter]

how about in cider

 

[dembewbs]

sofa king cool

 

[Trubblshooter]

sofa king we tod it

 

[dembewbs]

hitta in tha....

 

[Trubblshooter]

double doors ,marble floors, naked hoes around me

 

[dembewbs]

hoes in different area codes...

 

[volmanbill]

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?