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#878
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A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
 
#879
#879
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
 
#882
#882
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
 
#885
#885
I'm bored. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
 
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Behr1213 said:
I'm bored. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
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How about when your watching it you think "And why is this not as funny as it was then?" :unsure:
 
#888
#888
I would like to officially coin the phrase ‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: “Gavol" caught the swine flu last night.”
 
#894
#894
I felt like I was in Internet Hell on the countdown thread. I couldn't get off of page 666!! :naughty:
 
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