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[Lexvol]

last week on the job asked his subordinate, ''how long did you wet the toilet seat before someone told you to raise the seat?

Is constantly looking for creative ways to "flavor" his coworkers coffee.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Once drank a Samuel Jackson B*%TCH!

 

[orange+white=heaven]

Can't quite grasp the rationale of drinking an 'octoberfest' beer in September....

 

[volmanjr]

Is the creepy foot Dr. in the Red Stripe commercial.

 

[Lexvol]

Thinks safe sex is putting a red x on the goats and sheep that kick.

 

[dan4vols]

owns the entire Don Knotts acapela collection.

 

[volmanjr]

Gets $2.79 every time the bell goes ding, but makes no charge for water and air.

 

[volmanjr]

Thinks safe sex is putting a red x on the goats and sheep that kick.

Is just jealous cause none of the sheep or goats will give him any play.

 

[Lexvol]

Knows that sheep and goats play hard to get in KY. That is why he lives in TN.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Wears thongs!

 

[MemphisVol]

Recently attached a bunch of Concord grapes to a cod-piece, marched through the center of Lexington, and claimed that he was an abstract representation of the Revolution, and therefore not subject to local or State law....

 

[Lexvol]

Has been known to spread tall tales around Germantown about the size of his fief (in mythological proportions), but even the village idiot realizes he is simply beating his own drum

 

[cd12]

Is wondering, what if the hokey pokey is really what its all about!

 

[BullGatorWannaB]

Rocky Flop oh Rocky Flop Rockly Flop Tennessee!

Just want to say thanks to all the rude fans around me at the stadium that seemed to disappear into thin air once the outcome became apparent.

 

[GAVol]

Talking cheesy smack 2 weeks later in the wrong thread. Nice form.

 

[orange+white=heaven]

Just made a truly rare appearance in the Endzone....

 

[GAVol]

Just made me realize that I never post in the endzone.

 

[Lexvol]

When he gets drunk, he swears his 2 iron is staring back at him.

 

[GAVol]

When he gets drunk, he molests his 2 iron.

 

[cd12]

realizes golf is a drinking man's game!

 

[Lexvol]

Once got a DUI in a golf cart. He was cited for rear ending the beverage girl.

 

[volmanjr]

Opens beer bottles with his teeth.

 

[cd12]

soaks his teeth in a glass of scotch

 

[surrealvol]

Great, great, great grandson of crimedawg8...

 

[volmanjr]

Is runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen his load.....