Post something, about the poster above you..

[MemphisVol]

Has apparently never really seen "David", and is therefore unaware of the value even replicas have for purposes of comparison and/or psycho-social motivational exercises-

- which is both a shame and ironic (according to the rumors).

 

[Lexvol]

His goal in life is to measure important parts with a yardstick rather than a ruler.

 

[volmanjr]

Threw his yardstick away when he got that fancy laser doohickie for Christmas.

 

[dan4vols]

His power didnt go out on the Cal game, but deep down inside....he couldnt help but worry until the start of the 2nd quarter to go....whew.

 

[surrealvol]

Lives out there in Adrian Peterson territory...

 

[MemphisVol]

Has accidentally scooped up Adrian Peterson, and now doesnt know what to do with him, overt virile display-wise

 

[Lexvol]

Is still upset that you can shoot a guy in the head on TV but you cannot drop the F bomb.

 

[EvenMyDrawersROrange]

The last f-bomb he dropped got him that speeding ticket, becuase Officer Johnson was not amused.

 

[MemphisVol]

Actually, it wasn't the so-called "F-bomb" that ticked Officer Johnson off, it was the fact that I knew that his mamma's drawers were orange.

Still, they weren't embarrassed about the drawers, they were just pissed-off on principle because I was involved.

It's not that they don't like me or I don't like them, though that pretty much sums it up, it's just that we're both not used to missing what we shoot at so we've all got to act polite until we figure out if its a problem with our equipment or our medication.

 

[volmanjr]

Has been taking the wrong medication for the last 3 days and is now actually hearing more voices than before.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Cleaned out hot pepper seeds with his hands. Thought he washed them very good but his eye started to itch and he scratched.....well needless to say his eye swole shut!

 

[Lexvol]

Goes to the Parkette and buys shrimp boxes that he throws at the homeless on New Circle Road.

 

[volmanjr]

Will work for rasslin tickets.

 

[surrealvol]

Will work for ninja bobbleheads...

 

[volmanjr]

Can't see out of his back car window for all of the "Virginia is for Lovers" bumper stickers.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Once took on a ninja mission to the isle of lucy.........

 

[Lexvol]

Will be the only KY state patrolman that carries a musket and wears a coonskin cap.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Really knows that Kentucky has State Police not Highway Patrol........must be trying to piss off OE!

 

[Lexvol]

Can't wait to drive his state POLICE car through a Wendys drive thru in the nude.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Does not believe in publicly announcing your endowment.

 

[volmanjr]

Thinks that writing his name in the snow with his endowment is art.

 

[Lexvol]

I know he's working for the C I A they wouldn't have him in the Maf I A

 

[MemphisVol]

Tends to spell things out even when he doesn't need to- Not only was it the way he was raised, but his parents still don't realize he knows how to spell..

The rumors are, Sesame Street has been trying to get permission to tape their Thanksgiving meal for years.....

 

[Lexvol]

Hasn't heard "Why Can't We Be Friends" in a coons age.

 

[dan4vols]

last week on the job asked his subordinate, ''how long did you wet the toilet seat before someone told you to raise the seat?