We currently have a long snapper playing LB while fans wonder if Henry T and Q Crouch are coming back.
Well, they aren’t. And we are absolutely ****ed at the LB position.
Wrote a song about it, like to hear it? Here it go...
"Yes, we have no linebackers
Yes, we have none today
Yes, we have no linebackers
We have no linebackers today"
if we some games I'll drink piss from a bucketHow about a limerick
there once was a man from Nantucket
whose favorite team had no linebackers but f*** it
so what the hell
about the recruiting fail
if we some games i'll piss in a bucket
I couldn't come up with a great last line, anyone come up with something better?