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mscelinaVol said:
And with Saban--how in the heck do you expect your first team to get into sync if they don't know which QB is going to be playing? Ridiculous. So--yeah, today's show will be epic and--

I.

Cannot.

WAIT!
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Saban? Kiffin is the OC.. LOL. Man... .they are going to be throwing a little Kiffin into and under the bus LANE.

Tweets from a typical Bama fan:


 
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#580
Yes, Kiffin is the OC and he will get stomped today, but in the end both Meyer and Saban are responsible for playing all this coy "who's starting" BS with the media and being completely ignorant or uncaring of how that would affect not only the QB's but the rest of the team. Whoever starts the game (Cardale /Bateman) plays with the absolute certainty that as soon as they screw up, they'll be replaced (JT/Coker)--so they play tight and the disasters escalate. Then the backups come in and in the back of THEIR minds is the thought that they have to play well enough to get the start for NEXT week's game--so they play tight too. Add to that an offense completely out of rhythm and desperately trying to adjust to QB changes and everything goes to hell.

All a two QB system does is ensure that you have no QB's playing at the top of their game.
 
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Well, we don't turn our little "back up" loose until the game is in hand. Seems that has worked out for us thus far.

Its going to be a sight when both #10 and #1 are on the field at the same time.
 
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ptcarter said:
One more.. too good not to share. He tweeted this during the game:

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Heh. That tweet showed up in a tweet string I started where I said "Tomorrow when Bama fans are looking for someone to blame, look at the weasel with the headset. He's to blame."

Being followed by a cretin like Updyke has its advantages.
 
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Next Monday will be great also .

Eather Tennessee fans will be saying FAHR BUTCH.

Or gator fans will be going in total meltdown mode
 
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Forever151 said:
Next Monday will be great also .

Eather Tennessee fans will be saying FAHR BUTCH.

Or gator fans will be going in total meltdown mode
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When we beat Florida, I'm going to start calling Finebaum at about 2:30. I want to be the first caller, and I'm going to make Lance wish he'd never been born or figured out how to use that 25 pound circa 1985 cell phone connected to a battery pack in whatever piece of crap Pinto he's got for a ride. It will be epic, and I cannot wait.

It'll blast him right out of that camper jacked up on cinder blocks in the back of the Jasper junkyard he calls home right into the discarded tires pile.
 
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#585
Today's show is going to be epic. The whole state of Alabama will be in meltdown mode. Let the excuses begin!!
 
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#589
Wow, I just read your story about Coach Stallings and Phyllis from Mulga. Awesome stuff. I bleed orange too, but I can't help but applaud that.

mscelinaVol said:
As promised (or threatened, depending on how you look at it) my interview with Finebaum all-star Phyllis from Mulga reveals the reasons behind her high octane love of the Tide and particularly of Gene Stallings was just released on my blog as the second Songs of the South post in the series. Third post with a UGA fan later this week. It really is a great story about a coach who, because he was the father of a son with Down's Syndrome, took the time to become the hero that Phyllis's son with disabilities needed in a time of great turmoil. Please feel free to spread the link any way you wish to--it would be great if the Stallings Center in Tuscaloosa received some of the recognition they deserve for the wonderful work that they do.

And if any of you have a Song of the South story, this isn't restricted to Finebaum callers. Drop me a line through PM here and tell me your story--and I might use it.

Eventually, I'm planning to make this into a book, so the more the merrier. And get ready for Gator Hater week, because I'll be cranking it up on the show all week, starting on Monday! Thanks, guys!
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bigjohnjeep said:
Wow, I just read your story about Coach Stallings and Phyllis from Mulga. Awesome stuff. I bleed orange too, but I can't help but applaud that.
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Thank you. It really is a great story. Gene Stallings was always one of those Bama coaches that I just felt indifferent about--until I heard this story. The difference he made in one family's life and continues to make to this day is really amazing. If anyone else want to read it, you can find it on my blog.
 
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mscelinaVol said:
When we beat Florida, I'm going to start calling Finebaum at about 2:30. I want to be the first caller, and I'm going to make Lance wish he'd never been born or figured out how to use that 25 pound circa 1985 cell phone connected to a battery pack in whatever piece of crap Pinto he's got for a ride. It will be epic, and I cannot wait.

It'll blast him right out of that camper jacked up on cinder blocks in the back of the Jasper junkyard he calls home right into the discarded tires pile.
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I couldn't have articulated that any better!! Good job!
And tell him to take off that orange and white shirt and get rid of that patch over his eye!! :yes:
 
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ptcarter said:
I couldn't have articulated that any better!! Good job!
And tell him to take off that orange and white shirt and get rid of that patch over his eye!! :yes:
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Oh, I have a lot more in store for him than that...

I've warned him before not to play a game where the weapons are all on the other side. I told him I wouldn't get into a tobacco spitting contest with him, and that he should avoid any contest involving words with me. *shrug* I did try to warn him. Unfortunately the poor fellow is a little...erm...slow of comprehension apparently.
 
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#593
I can almost guarantee yall that at least one of the inbreds will call in and say they ought to fire Saban or Gus.Even if you don't like PF or the show.Today will be great entertainment.
 
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mscelinaVol said:
Oh, I have a lot more in store for him than that...

I've warned him before not to play a game where the weapons are all on the other side. I told him I wouldn't get into a tobacco spitting contest with him, and that he should avoid any contest involving words with me. *shrug* I did try to warn him. Unfortunately the poor fellow is a little...erm...slow of comprehension apparently.
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But whay are you going to do when, realistically, Florida inevitably wins Saturday?
 
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Christian Lowe said:
But whay are you going to do when, realistically, Florida inevitably wins Saturday?
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Won't happen.

If something catastrophic happened and we did lose, however, I would woman up and take the ribbing I deserve after running my mouth all week.

But am I worried about that? No. Their o-line couldn't stop a leak, much less our defense--and we actually have an offense. Actually, this is the first time in years I've felt fairly confident heading into florida week.
 
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BleedingButch said:
this may come off as a dumb question to a few of you, but I've seen this aaccount a lot and is this really harvey updike or is it a parody account.
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I doubt it's real, I don't think Updyke is smart enough to use social media. Plus if he had it he'd get arrested for harassing Saban, players, recruits etc. this guy is beyond nuts
 
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#598
BleedingButch said:
this may come off as a dumb question to a few of you, but I've seen this aaccount a lot and is this really harvey updike or is it a parody account.
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I will not be surprised if it actually is him. He seemed to enjoy his time in the spotlight and his 30 for 30 appearance.
 
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#599
Major Karma if Kiffy gets thrown OFF THE BUS again!! :eek:lol::eek:lol:

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BleedingButch said:
this may come off as a dumb question to a few of you, but I've seen this aaccount a lot and is this really harvey updike or is it a parody account.
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I'm not sure. Opinion among long-time finebaum/Bama fans is split right down the middle. To be honest, I don't really care. Whoever owns that account is one of the most annoying online people I've ever met. He deserves to be tortured as a tree-killing felon whether he actually poisoned Toomer's Corner or not.

Just my opinion, of course.
 
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