Parents sayings explained

[vol445]

Today I am pumped up like a show dog at the county fair

 

[GordonC]

Today I am pumped up like a show dog at the county fair

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

You wanna cry? I'll give you something to cry about!

 

[joevol33]

I may have not understood a lot, but my parents are tough, gotta give them that. Dad had a load of wood, and I'd told him wait till I got back to unload it. When I got here, they'd already moved the seasoned pile, bunch of it, and was unloading the truck. They old, but they work . He spent all day yesterday in the woods cutting it, and busting it up.

 

[Tin Man]

“You were a bad night on Steve Allen.”
“The best part of you ran down my leg.”
“Maybe your father’s right about you.”

 

[Orangeslice13]

People in hell need ice water and there not getting anything either

 

[vol445]

“You were a bad night on Steve Allen.”
“The best part of you ran down my leg.”
“Maybe your father’s right about you.”

Dang yo momma tough

 

[Behr]

People in hell need ice water and there not getting anything either

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

"Want in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first"

 

[GVF]

I was thinking alcohol. As in get a buzz and in the mood for a little push push.

Or coffe. Coffe is my target when I say "go juice."

 

[GVF]

Don't wipe with the hand you eat with.

 

[GVF]

I made you and I can make another one just like you in 9 months.

AKA, I brought you into this owlrd, and I can take you out of it.

 

[GVF]

Go to your room and wait on your dad to get home. Found out what that meant. It was always a threat. Mom was the knee jerk whipper. Dad was the contemplater. That's always worse.

 

[GVF]

Wasn't a saying of my parents, but I had a right attractive chic ask me sometime back what a girl had to do to get a good hidin'. It was not immediately apparent to me what she meant, but as it turns out "a hidin'" is Brit slang for a spanking. It was at that point I realized I can resist and be faithful in any circumstance.