Parents sayings explained

[theFallGuy]

You’ll go blind

Someone tell Joe

 

[Vol since 77]

Hanging on like a hair in a biscuit

 

[joevol33]

Hanging on like a hair in a biscuit

I actually heard a guy at work use this today

 

[joevol33]

Someone tell Joe

u dummy

 

[malinoisvol]

You'll shoot your eye out!

 

[Behr]

Putting a cat in the oven don't make it a biscuit.

 

[jp1]

Winds from the south hook em in the mouth

Winds from the east you catch the least.

 

[jp1]

Putting a cat in the oven don't make it a biscuit.

Just because a cat has kittens in an oven doesn't make them biscuits.

 

[Behr]

Just because a cat has kittens in an oven doesn't make them biscuits.

Go sit at the little table with the other kids.

 

[jp1]

She could eat corn on the cob through a chicken wire fence.

 

[jp1]

Go sit at the little table with the other kids.

You madder than a wet settin hen?

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

You madder than a wet settin hen?

Don't make me stop this car.

 

[82_VOL_83]

We got some wise people in here so I thought this would be a good place to get them answered

My mom and grandma said it all the time
“sore than a risen” Anybody know what a risen is?

Yes.

 

[jp1]

Don't make me stop this car.

Who licked the red off your candy?

 

[VolNExile]

Don't make me stop this car.

Don’t make me come up there!

 

[vol445]

Those Jeans are so tight you’ll put your eye out

 

[superdave1984]

Probably would get you in trouble nowadays, but dad used to tell me he would knock me into next week.
He also told me not to ever start a fight, but I better finish it if I was in one.

 

[Grand Vol]

Unfortunately, I found out what my parents meant by "say it again", or "do it again". Ironically, they weren't really giving me permission to say, or do it again

It's kind of like "or else." Which is a parents version of "eff around and find out."

 

[82_VOL_83]

I made you and I can make another one just like you in 9 months.

 

[Vol since 77]

If you don't straighten up, I'll stripe your a$$

 

[bigorangewildcat]

If you don’t use your brain, you might as well have two azzholes

 

[VolNExile]

I made you and I can make another one just like you in 9 months.

Ooo, harsh!

 

[Behr]

Come upstairs when you finish playing your game and I'll warm up some meatloaf and I'll give you a massage afterwards and....wait, that was souces mom. Nevermind

 

[vol445]

If you don’t use your brain, you might as well have two azzholes

Use to hear my dad say it’s dark up there ain’t it. He would wait for the person to say where and would punch the line it’s dark with your head straight up your own azz