OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

[chuckiepoo]

Firestorm will know.

No T&A, no grade.

 

[MAD]

Is that the same as Cody’s Original Roadhouse?

 

[MAD]

When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned. Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet.

 

[cobbwebb0710]

When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned. Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet.

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Bread basket ? Really? Team photographer grade: Incomplete!

Caesar salad, country fried steak, mashed potatoes w gravy, about 35 rolls with cinnamon butter and 3 ice cold Modelo drafts...Im taking a nap before the meeting!

 

[Volprofch05]

Call it outdoor physics research and studies in meteorology. You can tell the speed of the pitch, estimate the distance the ball is hit, and come up with some numbers. Throw in humidity affecting the distance the balls are hit. You can also double check tweeted measurements.

Tell her you’re ‘teaching the kids and they don’t even know it.’

Unfortunately, that will not work with the wife. Going to a sporting event = unproductive and potentially dangerous for some reason.

However, my kids had a school field trip to top golf and the school sold it as a physics lesson. I'm down with that, but think they could've also gone with business.

 

[MAD]

Call it outdoor physics research and studies in meteorology. You can tell the speed of the pitch, estimate the distance the ball is hit, and come up with some numbers. Throw in humidity affecting the distance the balls are hit. You can also double check tweeted measurements.

Tell her you’re ‘teaching the kids and they don’t even know it.’

You are barking up the wrong tree. The Professor isn’t a big fan of physics.

Physics is to Chemistry as Tim Corbin is to Tony Vitello

 

[Volprofch05]

You are barking up the wrong tree. The Professor isn’t a big fan of physics.

1. I stand by my statement
2. However, if physics can be useful for getting me to more ballgames, then I’m happy to exploit that

 

[VolPack22]

You are barking up the wrong tree. The Professor isn’t a big fan of physics.

I think Professor would agree that all walks of science are involved in sports and without them we wouldn’t have these great games to entertain us.

 

[VolPack22]

All biologists are chemists, but don't know it.

All chemists are physicists, but don't know it.

All physicists are mathematicians, but don't know it.

All mathematicians think they're gods.

 

[VolPack22]

Unfortunately, that will not work with the wife. Going to a sporting event = unproductive and potentially dangerous for some reason.

However, my kids had a school field trip to top golf and the school sold it as a physics lesson. I'm down with that, but think they could've also gone with business.

Going to Top Golf can also be a business lesson. Purchase longer periods of time to save money. As can going to a sporting event. Should I purchase concessions or eat my own food to save money? Should I purchase seats further away from the action to save money? It’s all a business decision

 

[Volprofch05]

I think Professor would agree that all walks of science are involved in sports and without them we wouldn’t have these great games to entertain us.

Yep, and chemistry is particularly important when you need that extra boost, just ask Barry Bonds about it.

 

[Volprofch05]

All biologists are chemists, but don't know it.

All chemists are physicists, but don't know it.

All physicists are mathematicians, but don't know it.

All mathematicians think they're gods.

Yep, but I figured out how to be a chemist while doing as little math as possible

 

[VolPack22]

Yep, and chemistry is particularly important when you need that extra boost, just ask Barry Bonds about it.

Damn chemists ruined the sport!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I would too. I can volunteer to read too if she needs any help

 

[@1RBFjr]

1. I stand by my statement
2. However, if physics can be useful for getting me to more ballgames, then I’m happy to exploit that

Do you mean utilize rather than exploit? Exploit seems like you’re up to no good

 

[cobbwebb0710]

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Maybe it’s just me but I never found hee Haw to be that funny.

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Do you mean utilize rather than exploit? Exploit seems like you’re up to no good

Isn’t he always?

 

[@1RBFjr]

You are barking up the wrong tree. The Professor isn’t a big fan of physics.

I thought @Volprofch05 would respond like he did in post 31,404

 

[Volprofch05]

Do you mean utilize rather than exploit? Exploit seems like you’re up to no good

I guess my perspective = utilize and my wife's perspective = exploit

 

[VolPack22]

I guess my perspective = utilize and my wife's perspective = exploit

Women always exploit men so they are the experts on that.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Maybe it’s just me but I never found hee Haw to be that funny.

Dumb Alabama humor at best filmed in Nashville. Plus, I watched bc of the women on the show. At the time, they had some pretty women & some former Playboy Bunnies there.

 

[MAD]

Question of the day.

Name all the starting QB’s who lost to Manning in the Super Bowl?

Rex Grossman & Cam Newton?

HoosierVol got two right, there is still one more answer left.

Still waiting, any guesses?

 

[Volprofch05]

HoosierVol got two right, there is still one more answer left.

Still waiting, any guesses?

Tom Brady

 

[chuckiepoo]

Dumb Alabama humor at best filmed in Nashville. Plus, I watched bc of the women on the show. At the time, they had some pretty women & some former Playboy Bunnies there.

Serious Daisy Mae and Stupifying Sam type ladies.