Old Sayings

[VolfanMike]

Tell em cabbage.....You got the head

 

[VolfanMike]

If I don't see you before it rains

Piss on ya!

 

[cd12]

Close only counts in dancing or hand grenades.

.....and bad breath

 

[Plano Vol]

I'm gonna get with you like ape got with ugly

Even a monkey thinks it's baby's pretty

Charge it to the dust and let the rain settle it

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Good night nurse......

Speaking out of school..............

 

[superdave1984]

Stupid people shouldn't breed
Be on you like ugly on a bulldog
Bang it like a screen door in a hurricane
Drive it like you stole it
If you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin
Whiskey then beer, never fear. Beer then whiskey is mighty risky.
Teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime, give a man a fish and he will be back tomorrow for more free food.
If it bleeds, I can kill it.

 

[rbroyles]

Shoot 'em all and let God sort it out.

 

[rbroyles]

Red sky at night...................sailor's delight.

Red sky at morning................sailor take warning.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I'll tell him where a bear $hit$ in the woods.

 

[KB5252]

Tennessee wins the National Championship. What? I heard that said once a long time ago!!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Bad is called good when worse happens.

 

[allvol123]

Work like heck.

 

[superdave1984]

Tennessee wins the National Championship. What? I heard that said once a long time ago!!

Ya hear that all the time. Summit wins championships as often as CPF visits Krispy Kreme.

 

[rbroyles]

If everything is going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

 

[vixenvol]

Now son that's why you need to get yourself an education............pointing at the person taking our order at Wendy's behind their back...........

No offense meant, but what would you do if nobody were there to serve you? Everybody that works, deserves respect, and all jobs are worthy and needed.

 

[vixenvol]

Engage your brain, before you put your mouth in gear.:good!:

 

[Chad003]

:lol: obviously.

I have no clue what you're talking about.

:whistling:

 

[therealUT]

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.

Nice from afar but far from nice.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[Plano Vol]

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to etc, etc

 

[VolfanMike]

I'd buy that for a dollar

 

[rbroyles]

Let me hold the dollar.

 

[rbroyles]

Another day, another dollar.

 

[rbroyles]

Take care of the pennies, the dollars will take care of themselves.

 

[Plano Vol]

Nice night for a knife fight

 

[VolfanMike]

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight