Old Sayings

#127
#127
1. Full as a tick

2. Thicker than hair on a dog's back

3. Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
 
#132
#132
Your conscience is what hurts when your other parts feel good.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
 
#133
#133
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 
#134
#134
Purtier than a speckled pup in a snowstorm.

Are the biscuits good? So good they'll make you slap your momma!
 
#138
#138
When everything is coming your way, you may be in the wrong lane.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

A conclusion is the place where you stop thinking.
 
#139
#139
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.
 
#142
#142
Every night before I went to sleep when I was little my mom would tell me, "good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite".
 
#143
#143
if if was a fif(5th), we'd all be drunk

you thought wrong, thought like lit, thought you had to p***, but really had to s***
 
#145
#145
An enemy takes up more room in your head than a friend takes up in your heart.


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
 
#146
#146
If you search for a perfect friend without faults, you will remain friendless.

Forgetting and laughing are healthier than remembering and being sad.

Laughter is the cheapest facelift.
 
#147
#147
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
 
#149
#149
*Something* is the best thing since sliced bread.

Nothing will work unless you do.

I'd drink her bath water.
 
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