Old Sayings

#113
#113
Fish or cut bait

Don't leave mad just leave

Come back when you can't stay so long

That will make a bulldog break his chain (after sampling something tasty)

Two can live as cheap as one for half as long

You don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of

Do it again and you will be picking up your teeth in the next room
 
#114
#114
Lexvol said:
Fish or cut bait

Don't leave mad just leave

Come back when you can't stay so long

That will make a bulldog break his chain (after sampling something tasty)

Two can live as cheap as one for half as long

You don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of

Do it again and you will be picking up your teeth in the next room
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Reminds me of "go practice falling down, I'll be there in a minute.
 
#116
#116
After sampling a tasty dish:

Put some of that on your forhead and you tongue would slap your brains out
 
#119
#119
If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around, he will still say something wrong.
 
#121
#121
Whistling girls and crowing hens always come to some bad end.

(As told to me by my grandmother when my whistling got on her nerves.)
 
#123
#123
It tastes so good it will make your tongue slap your brains out.
(Grandad about Granny's banana pudding)
 
#124
#124
Probably already been used, but... "If it don't rain before I see ya, piss on ya!". I'm sad to say I've used it.
 
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