Lane Kiffin Timeline:
O-Hour -- Get offered a job by Tennessee (or any other Power 5 school).
O-Hour + 30 seconds -- arrive at university offices ready to sign.
O-Hour + 5 minutes -- begin scoping out co-eds.
O-Hour + 3 hours -- hold initial team meeting; mention other schools' traditions constantly.
O-Hour + 2 days -- first NCAA violation.
O-Hour + 9 days -- piss off first big-money booster by screwing his wife.
O-Hour + 11 days -- piss off second big-money booster by tweeting about his daughter.
O-Hour + 15 days -- first major recruiting violation (not discovered until after fired).
O-Hour + 16 days -- second and third major violations ( " ").
O-Hour + 23 days -- leaves for Baylor, his "dream job".
No thanks. Do not want. Dude's a walking disease.