Official Jon Gruden Thread XXV

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HearForGrumors said:
Deep breaths everyone.

It's Halloween. Even major players have families. They are probably not making things happen at this moment.

Checking out is probably a healthy thing for all of us to do from time to time. I know I've obligated myself to days of catch-up for how much time I've spent here and other places.

If it is going to happen, it will happen.

If it is not going to happen, it won't happen.

We're not crazy for seeing the smoke. There's definitely something happening behind the scenes.

Even if we're totally wrong, I've thoroughly enjoyed the process of getting lost. It's been a pleasure.

Nothing happened that makes the outcome we want less possible. No news is a maintenance of the status quo. Until the status quo changes, enjoy your families, your life, and take a shower.
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From the smell of this room it may take a brillo pad and possibly some type high pressure washer to clean a few of us
 
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Grand Vol said:
The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

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DocVol dropped a "no news is good news" kinda post today. Thinks the quieter Currie is, the more likely a big name hire is to happen.

OldVol stated he likes our chances and if that was an assumption or what he heard, he replied: "Combination but less on the side of assumption."

And RockyTopSc chimed in with some insight into the AD. Summation, they believe it would be wrong to remove Jones mid season like the mistake made with Fulmer. Said Currie was smarter than we realize and that retaining Jones next year is "what's done is done." Which I took to mean he's gone.

HearforGrumors broke down a great many things that has happened so far. His post is well worth the read. We forgive his internet stalking us.

Boro dropped a major bomb that there was a serious scrap between Jones and Currie. And that Stripling would likely be the interim if Jones leaves now. Lot of chatting going on, allegedly the media is on alert. We're all waiting...and waiting...waiting...

Even Behr is starting to believe.

Big news is that possibly Brent Kendrick played Saturday with a concussion or as a minimum, a head injury. Which could be what the blowup between Currie and Jones was about. Still waiting on info for that.

Hawk blatantly admits wasting our tax dollars while at work. And is probably scanning VN while he's flying his helicopter. Bad Hawk! You know those ****hawks love to crash anyway.

Freak has promised to hire actors to do text to voice with those driving vehicles that want to keep up. James Earl Jones is already on the hook for PreacherWebb. There's a good chance Sean Connery will be voicing over for Power_T Rev. Sam Elliott will get first crack at mine. Kathleen Turner will get to be SmokeyHuntsGators in her best Jessica Rabbit voice. I think Justin Bieber is going to be the voice of Behr. Gilbert Gottfried for Coasty. Chris Hemsworth is up for grabs at this point. (no ladies, not THAT kind of grabbing. Behave yourselves)

In other news today, there was an incident at a maritime training academy where a boat piloted by an Ape was seen running over small craft flying UGA, Bama and Gator apparel. The simian helmsman was heard screaming "ESS TEE EFFF YOU" and "GEE TEE EFF OH!" as he smashed the large craft into dozens of small boats. Security cameras caught a glimpse of his wake of destruction:

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Obviously, if things change throughout the evening, I might do a special edition of the news. Stay tuned.


From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and nobody puts Baby in a corner.











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)
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you need to do one of these a day!!
 
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