Official Jon Gruden Thread XXV

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Wilson27 said:
If you knew for certain right now that Chris Peterson wanted the job how many of you would be willing to change the name of the thread?
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Not me. I would still prefer Gruden over Petersen. He could have his own thread though.

If Gruden fell through and we got Petersen instead, I wouldn't be that upset about it.
 
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andywilson001 said:
This sounds like fake news... Not on your part, but whoever you got this info from.

If you look up that address on Zillow, its THE most expensive house for sale in Knoxville right now (by a lot). Someone could have easily searched all listings in Knoxville, sorted them from highest to lowest price, picked the one at the top of the list and claimed Gruden bought it.

I'm just saying.. If I were trying to make up a believable address of a house Gruden would buy, that's what I would have done. TIFWIW
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Very well could be. I forget who originally posted that address but I believe it was a proclaimed “realtor”. I am on mobile so didn’t have time to confirm the MLS records. Very well could be unsubstantiated.
 
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Skullbone said:
The anxiety is killing me. I'm about three unsubstantiated info drops away from throwing a long folding table.

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holy moly ... some of those folding tables are heavy. queen kong of the amazon right there.

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VolNRaleighNC said:
Very well could be. I forget who originally posted that address but I believe it was a proclaimed “realtor”. I am on mobile so didn’t have time to confirm the MLS records. Very well could be unsubstantiated.
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Believe it was Orlando...
 
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andywilson001 said:
You didn't just say they cost a lot.

You said they cost more than most people posting on this site make in a year.

That's an elitist mentality. You had to let everyone know that you make a lot more money than they do - therefore, your opinion is worth more. You could have just said "I pay a lot of money for my tickets", but no... You wanted to make sure everyone knew how much better you are by comparing your ticket prices to their annual income.
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I didn't say most, I said many, and I was referring the dude in his mom's basement trolling. And the point wasn't about income, it was about how easy it is to tell people what they should be doing when they have no skin in the game.

For the record, they're Terrace. Just Terrace. And that was a big deal for us. And yes, a group of those cost more than the dude in his mom's basement makes. And so do upper deck tickets, where I sat for the last several years. In fact, every freakin' season ticket in the whole d@am stadium costs more than the dude in his mom's basement with no job makes.

We love to eat our own, don't we.

And no, I have no cherry wood desk.
 
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tastycar said:
The Kendrick thing is concerning, but, if true and the media had any inkling of it, seems like it would be coming to light somewhere other than a message board and a few low-rent sites.
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Yeah, I'll have to see a lot more confirmation on it that what's out there now, but I get the feeling that even the more mainstream outfits are checking it out to see if there's any substance to it. I'd like to believe it's not true, but there was that thing with Jalen Hurd last year against UGA . . .
 
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Hangin out with a couple hooligans...will catch up in a few hours
 

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The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

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DocVol dropped a "no news is good news" kinda post today. Thinks the quieter Currie is, the more likely a big name hire is to happen.

OldVol stated he likes our chances and if that was an assumption or what he heard, he replied: "Combination but less on the side of assumption."

And RockyTopSc chimed in with some insight into the AD. Summation, they believe it would be wrong to remove Jones mid season like the mistake made with Fulmer. Said Currie was smarter than we realize and that retaining Jones next year is "what's done is done." Which I took to mean he's gone.

HearforGrumors broke down a great many things that has happened so far. His post is well worth the read. We forgive his internet stalking us.

Boro dropped a major bomb that there was a serious scrap between Jones and Currie. And that Stripling would likely be the interim if Jones leaves now. Lot of chatting going on, allegedly the media is on alert. We're all waiting...and waiting...waiting...

Even Behr is starting to believe.

Big news is that possibly Brent Kendrick played Saturday with a concussion or as a minimum, a head injury. Which could be what the blowup between Currie and Jones was about. Still waiting on info for that.

Hawk blatantly admits wasting our tax dollars while at work. And is probably scanning VN while he's flying his helicopter. Bad Hawk! You know those ****hawks love to crash anyway.

Freak has promised to hire actors to do text to voice with those driving vehicles that want to keep up. James Earl Jones is already on the hook for PreacherWebb. There's a good chance Sean Connery will be voicing over for Power_T Rev. Sam Elliott will get first crack at mine. Kathleen Turner will get to be SmokeyHuntsGators in her best Jessica Rabbit voice. I think Justin Bieber is going to be the voice of Behr. Gilbert Gottfried for Coasty. Chris Hemsworth is up for grabs at this point. (no ladies, not THAT kind of grabbing. Behave yourselves)

In other news today, there was an incident at a maritime training academy where a boat piloted by an Ape was seen running over small craft flying UGA, Bama and Gator apparel. The simian helmsman was heard screaming "ESS TEE EFFF YOU" and "GEE TEE EFF OH!" as he smashed the large craft into dozens of small boats. Security cameras caught a glimpse of his wake of destruction:

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Obviously, if things change throughout the evening, I might do a special edition of the news. Stay tuned.


From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and nobody puts Baby in a corner.











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)
 
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After catching up for the day, I am overwhelmed with everything going on in this thread right now.

I think I am just going to shut her down and try again tomorrow.
 
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grand vol said:
the grude news, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

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docvol dropped a "no news is good news" kinda post today. Thinks the quieter currie is, the more likely a big name hire is to happen.

Oldvol stated he likes our chances and if that was an assumption or what he heard, he replied: "combination but less on the side of assumption."

and rockytopsc chimed in with some insight into the ad. Summation, they believe it would be wrong to remove jones mid season like the mistake made with fulmer. Said currie was smarter than we realize and that retaining jones next year is "what's done is done." which i took to mean he's gone.

Hearforgrumors broke down a great many things that has happened so far. His post is well worth the read. We forgive his internet stalking us.

Boro dropped a major bomb that there was a serious scrap between jones and currie. And that stripling would likely be the interim if jones leaves now. Lot of chatting going on, allegedly the media is on alert. We're all waiting...and waiting...waiting...

Even behr is starting to believe.

Big news is that possibly brent kendrick played saturday with a concussion or as a minimum, a head injury. Which could be what the blowup between currie and jones was about. Still waiting on info for that.

Hawk blatantly admits wasting our tax dollars while at work. And is probably scanning vn while he's flying his helicopter. Bad hawk! You know those ****hawks love to crash anyway.

Freak has promised to hire actors to do text to voice with those driving vehicles that want to keep up. James earl jones is already on the hook for preacherwebb. There's a good chance sean connery will be voicing over for power_t rev. Sam elliott will get first crack at mine. Kathleen turner will get to be smokeyhuntsgators in her best jessica rabbit voice. I think justin bieber is going to be the voice of behr. Gilbert gottfried for coasty. Chris hemsworth is up for grabs at this point. (no ladies, not that kind of grabbing. Behave yourselves)

in other news today, there was an incident at a maritime training academy where a boat piloted by an ape was seen running over small craft flying uga, bama and gator apparel. The simian helmsman was heard screaming "ess tee efff you" and "gee tee eff oh!" as he smashed the large craft into dozens of small boats. Security cameras caught a glimpse of his wake of destruction:

collision01.jpg


obviously, if things change throughout the evening, i might do a special edition of the news. Stay tuned.


From the entire volnation news team, i'm grand vol and nobody puts baby in a corner.











(all information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)
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