10 billion pages? C'mon now, exaggerate much?
I recently went back and checked and I count close to 158,000 comments in the official Gruden threads of the last search plus approximately 50,000 comments in new and ancillary threads adding up to, at an average of 20 words per comment, approximately 4,160,000 words. An average human's reading speed is 200 wpm so if you're at least average and you read for a solid 40 hours per week, no breaks, no lunch, it would only take you 10 years to get caught up on all the Gruden comments on VolNation. And that is no exaggeration.
So next time just say I don't have 10 years to spare and no one is going to call you out for exaggerating. If you are a below average reader and only read at around 100 wpm you can say you don't have 20 years to spare. It's allowed and no one will make fun of you. TIFWIW, jmo.