Official Ask Tex Medical Questions Thread

[Unknown Muppet]

Very possible! He needs to consume purple drink more, IMO.

Does purple drank cure the butthurt as well?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

No, but they beech a lot less.

 

[theFallGuy]

why are my ballz so ****ing huge?

 

[Johnny_Majors]

tex what is the best pick up line to use on nurses?
My favorite is "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Would you mind checking my prostate? Has worked every time.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Tex, any truth to the rumor I heard that Hydros are about to become a thing of the past?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Haven't heard that, but I'll see what I can find out.

 

[vol_in_ar]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/endz...s-states-introduction-thread.html#post8081088

think I'll skip that

 

[Aavoxx]

think I'll skip that

I am disappoint.

 

[vol_in_ar]

after my germany advice, we'll call it even

 

[Orangeslice13]

think I'll skip that

Was there a medical question for tex?

 

[vol_in_ar]

Was there a medical question for tex?

yes

rank these:

Petroleum Jelly
KY
Astroglide

and I've yet to get an answer

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I would have to say KY is king in a hospital setting. It's not used in good ways though.

 

[vol_in_ar]

I would have to say KY is king in a hospital setting. It's not used in good ways though.

Look to see if his peen is another mans pupechute

kat, doesn't think so either

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Not sure what you're trying to say. Kat doesn't think so, what?

 

[vol_in_ar]

that it's used in a good way...based on the context of the quote

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'll defer that one to Kat then.

 

[vol_in_ar]

but she comes back, with just using spit

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Spit is good in a pinch, IMO.

 

[vol_in_ar]

what's the appropiate age to have an abaltion for pvst?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You mean ablation?

 

[The Internet]

Spit is good in a pinch, IMO.

Groce.

 

[vol_in_ar]

yes

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I wouldn't think there is an appropriate age. If you have a heart arrhythmia that can be fixed with ablation then I would think it can be done at any age. I have never seen someone under the age of say 20 or so have it done though.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Groce.

You know you spit jerked before you found out about KY.