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#378
#378
Vols fans everywhere are waiting with clinched teeth (and other parts of their bodies) for the opening game against the Golden Bears.
 
#379
#379
Bears mentioning that an endzone game that combined last word is the 1st word and post something about the poster above you would be fun.
 
#380
#380
Fun in that manner could be overrated, especially if the ninja has to think too much.
 
#386
#386
Vols, as a group, have extraordinarily large gonads, a fact which regularly causes more problems for our female than male fans because not only, as yet, has no one invented an athletic cup for ovaries which has that "natural" feel, but women seem to be a lot more sensitive when it comes to periodic abdominal bulges you can't control than men are.
 
#388
#388
Above all else, it's best for your mental health if you just ignore any Memphisvol post that occurs after midnight.
 
#395
#395
"Outcomes?!"

"Yeah... (snort)"

"You practically sold your soul and then had to pay something like 2 billion freaking dollars to get into UT's engineering program, and you're giggling because I said "outcome"?!?"

"(snort) Man, stop it (snort)."

"So... does that mean you're only serious about your 'in-come'?"

"Hey, dude, that's not funny."
 
#398
#398
Georgia the Orca squeeked twice, then farted.

Sadly, her handlers at Sea World San Diego completely misunderstood and decided to increase the fiber in her diet.

Years later Georgia would make one last attempt to convince her mate to rescue her, but, yet again, all she got was extra fish.
 
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