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#326
#326
Arrainged marriages between lonely American males and destitute Eastern European women generally work out a lot better in the long run if you arrange for the guy's mommy to meet both of them in the baggage area before they get a chance to talk.
 
#327
#327
Talk is cheap, every time I open my mouth I am making a choice: Will I use my power of speech to heal, or will I use my words to hurt? -The compassionate conservative creed. :blush2:
 
#328
#328
Creed wasn't so much a 1980's band that stole their name from a 1970's Memphis one-hit-wonder band, as they were a socio-psychological wedgie that used lots of hair product.
 
#329
#329
Product information included in this guide is provided by the developer without any independent testing or verification.
 
#330
#330
Verification of the complete and total lack of justification for attacking Iran will, fortunately, just as in the case of Iraq, take far, far longer than it will take our President to insure the death of troops in that country- and once you trick somebody into killing American invasion forces, you've pretty much retroactively justified the invasion. It's no accident that W is asking for a 24% education cut in the 2006 budget. Stupid people are easier to discourage from asking intelligent questions and to lead around by their nuts.
 
#331
#331
Nuts are the argument, by either political spectrum, that the other side wants to limit education opportunities in this country, W is almost a clone of F.D.R. and Lyndon Johnson in terms of spending with his entitlement programs, education and social reform. Either side would have you believe the other needs a base of non-intelligent voters to get elected. When in fact, we are all victim of the political machine, end career politicians and lobbyists...................
 
#341
#341
"Merkidation"? Officer Friendly asked.

"Son," the desk Sargaent said, gesturing with his cruller, "Ever heard of don't ask, don't tell?"

"Well, gee Sarge, sure," Officer Friendly replied.

"Well... <urp...scuse me>... in this job boy, sooner you learn not to ask the better, &#39;cause sure as God made little politicians, nobody&#39;s gonna tell."

"So...?"

"So put on your freakin&#39; "Merkidation" t-shirt, go talk to the kids, act like you&#39;re cool, and just hope the idiots who made the t-shirt actually have a clue and it isn&#39;t really a secret password guys who like livestock use to set up close encounters of the herd kind."
 
#342
#342
Kind of pretend you really do know what merkidation means just in case you have to impress your lady friends.
 
#344
#344
Hard to say what goes through most folks mind, but I am sure most of the time, I don&#39;t want to know.
 
#345
#345
know this about human kind, and know it truly. That most human beings are just lonely alone souls drifting through life doing the best they can with whats on their plate.
 
#347
#347
"Sink the first charge here," Estus wheezed, then coughed into his sleeve like one lung was coming up and he hoped he still had two.

"What was that?" Jimmy giggled.

"Here, damn it&#33;" Estus gasped.

"Beer?&#33; Hell, old man, can&#39;t you.."

"Here&#33; Here&#33; Here&#33;&#33;&#33;"

"Okay, okay. Don&#39;t get your panties in a wad.... So, where do you want it?"....



*Denver authorities reported the discovery today of two skeletons in a lime-encrusted mine-shaft just outside Creed, Colorado. According to local achaeologists, this unique find represents the first ever verification of the long-held but seldom accepted theory that good people never really die, but assholes last forever.
 
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