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So I'm like 20 minutes into The I-Land and it is probably the dumbest sh*t I've ever seen. The acting is horrible, though not much you can do with this sh*t. The dialogue is just weird and awkward as ****, no flow to conversations just random sentences.

They wake up on a deserted island, no memories and 2 people wander off and make out 12 minutes into the show and he tries to rape her so she runs off in the jungle. Cringy sexual innuendo dialogue for almost everyone. Some dude uses the bottom of a bottle and the sun and starts a fire, problem is he is sitting in the shade. They dig a perfect help sign in the sand in like 2 minutes by hand. Then 5 of these idiots decide "hey we dont know where we are or who we are so let's go swimming" Almost immediately sharks attack killing one, they are screaming shark the whole time. 5 seconds later the rapist comes back, "hey the one dude got ate by a shark or something" wtf do you mean or something? You literally were screaming Shark as they were attacking and you saw them. 27 minutes in 1 chick says she has a bad feeling about this. Well no **** your memory is gone and you are stranded on an island. Rapist dude says sorry, to random shell blowing girl (oh yeah when she first wakes up there is a shell beside her and she blows it which brings everyone else)and tells her shes smart and he knows she can see that. Then says he is only apologizing cause he needs her vote, and rape doesn't exist here, it's just sex and no sex. Lol wut. 39 steps multiplied by people= clue. Lol

That being said, I'm going to keep watching cause this sh*t is hilarious.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
So I'm like 20 minutes into The I-Land and it is probably the dumbest sh*t I've ever seen. The acting is horrible, though not much you can do with this sh*t. The dialogue is just weird and awkward as ****, no flow to conversations just random sentences.

They wake up on a deserted island, no memories and 2 people wander off and make out 12 minutes into the show and he tries to rape her so she runs off in the jungle. Cringy sexual innuendo dialogue for almost everyone. Some dude uses the bottom of a bottle and the sun and starts a fire, problem is he is sitting in the shade. They dig a perfect help sign in the sand in like 2 minutes by hand. Then 5 of these idiots decide "hey we dont know where we are or who we are so let's go swimming" Almost immediately sharks attack killing one, they are screaming shark the whole time. 5 seconds later the rapist comes back, "hey the one dude got ate by a shark or something" wtf do you mean or something? You literally were screaming Shark as they were attacking and you saw them. 27 minutes in 1 chick says she has a bad feeling about this. Well no **** your memory is gone and you are stranded on an island. Rapist dude says sorry, to random shell blowing girl (oh yeah when she first wakes up there is a shell beside her and she blows it which brings everyone else)and tells her shes smart and he knows she can see that. Then says he is only apologizing cause he needs her vote, and rape doesn't exist here, it's just sex and no sex. Lol wut. 39 steps multiplied by people= clue. Lol

That being said, I'm going to keep watching cause this sh*t is hilarious.
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I'd added it to my list. The Netflix preview made it look like a LOST ripoff to me. But it looked like it had the potential to be really bad.

But so bad it's hilarious? Now I really want to check it out.
 
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TheDeeble said:
I'd added it to my list. The Netflix preview made it look like a LOST ripoff to me. But it looked like it had the potential to be really bad.

But so bad it's hilarious? Now I really want to check it out.
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That was my initial thought too. But the cast isnt bad so I figured maybe it would be ok. Nope just goofy wtf good/bad. The first few episodes were good/bad gold, it's kind of just morphed into try hard bad now, with sprinkles of wtf good/bad. Lol
 
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Worst show ever, but worth it if you like bad shows/movies. Lololol at that ending.
you couldn't use makeup to make the main character look older, you had to use a different actress to play the older version?The fuuu
 
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BadJerry20 said:
So I'm like 20 minutes into The I-Land and it is probably the dumbest sh*t I've ever seen. The acting is horrible, though not much you can do with this sh*t. The dialogue is just weird and awkward as ****, no flow to conversations just random sentences.

They wake up on a deserted island, no memories and 2 people wander off and make out 12 minutes into the show and he tries to rape her so she runs off in the jungle. Cringy sexual innuendo dialogue for almost everyone. Some dude uses the bottom of a bottle and the sun and starts a fire, problem is he is sitting in the shade. They dig a perfect help sign in the sand in like 2 minutes by hand. Then 5 of these idiots decide "hey we dont know where we are or who we are so let's go swimming" Almost immediately sharks attack killing one, they are screaming shark the whole time. 5 seconds later the rapist comes back, "hey the one dude got ate by a shark or something" wtf do you mean or something? You literally were screaming Shark as they were attacking and you saw them. 27 minutes in 1 chick says she has a bad feeling about this. Well no **** your memory is gone and you are stranded on an island. Rapist dude says sorry, to random shell blowing girl (oh yeah when she first wakes up there is a shell beside her and she blows it which brings everyone else)and tells her shes smart and he knows she can see that. Then says he is only apologizing cause he needs her vote, and rape doesn't exist here, it's just sex and no sex. Lol wut. 39 steps multiplied by people= clue. Lol

That being said, I'm going to keep watching cause this sh*t is hilarious.
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Man that sounds like my kind of train wreck
 
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BadJerry20 said:
Worst show ever, but worth it if you like bad shows/movies. Lololol at that ending.
you couldn't use makeup to make the main character look older, you had to use a different actress to play the older version?The fuuu
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Troll hunter bad?
 
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bigdaddy said:
Man that sounds like my kind of train wreck
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When I was typing that I was thinking you and @joevol33 would probably like it the same way I did. It's not charming good/bad like Troll 2 or The Room or Who Killed Captain Alex. Its wtf am I watching, wtf is coming out of their mouths, and why cant I stop watching like Showgirls or Battlefield Earth. Lol
 
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bigdaddy said:
Hellhouse llc was really good. I guess I missed the second one. Creepshow, Hell yes
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Hh 2 bored me too death, I turned it off, 3 looks good though.

Did you ever see Creepshow 3? Jesus it is so awful. Nobody from 1 or 2 is tied to it. Of course Romero, Savini, and King all said the Tales From the Darkside movie was basically CS 3 but they couldn't get funding so they just repackaged it as Tales basically, and it is awesome. Lol
 
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BadJerry20 said:
Hh 2 bored me too death, I turned it off, 3 looks good though.

Did you ever see Creepshow 3? Jesus it is so awful. Nobody from 1 or 2 is tied to it. Of course Romero, Savini, and King all said the Tales From the Darkside movie was basically CS 3 but they couldn't get funding so they just repackaged it as Tales basically, and it is awesome. Lol
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I just saw CS 1 and 2. Loved tales from the dark side. Our local Knox horror fest is coming up and they usually get some good films there I’ve not heard of or just coming out.

Rewatched Dead Snow last week

Effin classic
 
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BadJerry20 said:
So I'm like 20 minutes into The I-Land and it is probably the dumbest sh*t I've ever seen. The acting is horrible, though not much you can do with this sh*t. The dialogue is just weird and awkward as ****, no flow to conversations just random sentences.

They wake up on a deserted island, no memories and 2 people wander off and make out 12 minutes into the show and he tries to rape her so she runs off in the jungle. Cringy sexual innuendo dialogue for almost everyone. Some dude uses the bottom of a bottle and the sun and starts a fire, problem is he is sitting in the shade. They dig a perfect help sign in the sand in like 2 minutes by hand. Then 5 of these idiots decide "hey we dont know where we are or who we are so let's go swimming" Almost immediately sharks attack killing one, they are screaming shark the whole time. 5 seconds later the rapist comes back, "hey the one dude got ate by a shark or something" wtf do you mean or something? You literally were screaming Shark as they were attacking and you saw them. 27 minutes in 1 chick says she has a bad feeling about this. Well no **** your memory is gone and you are stranded on an island. Rapist dude says sorry, to random shell blowing girl (oh yeah when she first wakes up there is a shell beside her and she blows it which brings everyone else)and tells her shes smart and he knows she can see that. Then says he is only apologizing cause he needs her vote, and rape doesn't exist here, it's just sex and no sex. Lol wut. 39 steps multiplied by people= clue. Lol

That being said, I'm going to keep watching cause this sh*t is hilarious.
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You're right. This is hilarious bad. Only watched the first episode but your summary is right on. How did this get made? Did Netflix pull Scorsese to do The Irishman by making his nephew's show or something?

Conch trumpet right at the start. Wtf would anyone think to do that?
 
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bigdaddy said:
I just saw CS 1 and 2. Loved tales from the dark side. Our local Knox horror fest is coming up and they usually get some good films there I’ve not heard of or just coming out.

Rewatched Dead Snow last week

Effin classic
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Nice, and I love Dead Snow
 
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TheDeeble said:
You're right. This is hilarious bad. Only watched the first episode but your summary is right on. How did this get made? Did Netflix pull Scorsese to do The Irishman by making his nephew's show or something?

Conch trumpet right at the start. Wtf would anyone think to do that?
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No clue, Newt has some explaining to do on how this got made.

When she did that I was like, "wait, what?" Then proceeded to say it again about 10 more times in the first episode.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
No clue, Newt has some explaining to do on how this got made.

When she did that I was like, "wait, what?" Then proceeded to say it again about 10 more times in the first episode.
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Hey man, I never backed this thing, it's truly terrible. That latin chick has a nice rack though. I like how she is the only one with her shirt unbuttoned.
 
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