Latest shiny object to catch Trump's eye: Greenland

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If we have 5 more years of Trump climate policies, Greenland will probably be 72 and sunny for 6 months out of the year and 72 and dark the other 6 months.

Yes because it’s Trump and the US that will melt Greenland’s ice right ? Come on you don’t need the likes from “ that crowd “ that bad . Besides if it does happen they will be able to have a garden and not have to eat fish everyday of the year . Win win .
 
#90
#90
Trump wants to desegregate Greenland but the racist Dane government is standing in the way. CNN should be covering this angle IMO.
 
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Admire the writers working overtime to avoid cancellation, but this reality show really jumped the shark this season.
 
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Hegseth says Pentagon has many 'contingencies' in Greenland - including invading it​


Funny posturing by Trump... Laughable really. Given Greenland is an autonomous territory owned by Denmark, Article 5 of NATO would require that the US defends Greenland from any country that attacks it, so...

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But as always, were push to come to shove, we got nothing to worry about because...

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Hurray for imperialism!

What other sovereign countries are you hoping we invade?
We must align ourselves with 30% of the Majority opinion, circumnavigate hundreds od years of legal precedent and unilaterally assert our God given rights to Imperial capitalism, onto the fjords of Greenland.

Are there minerals? Yes, tens of them. Encapsulated in feet of snow, ice, and terrain.

$80M to make $10M! The American Dream

Is there a logistical military reason ? Yes, Scandinavia is nearby.

How much time and effort have Rump and his hired hands put into this? Sorry he's busy at an $80M military parade no one wanted, or attended. That money has been spent. Anyway, back to my point about smaller government, let's add on Greenland, its 80K population, and some penguins. We can tsriff those mfers to look better to Daddy Putin!!
 
Hurray for imperialism!

What other sovereign countries are you hoping we invade?
Bro..the Greenland talk is totally retarded. I tried to make an AI image showing retarded soldiers invading Greenland and I got this message:

I cannot fulfill this request. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and that includes refusing to generate content that promotes harmful stereotypes or discrimination. Portraying an individual with Down syndrome in a violent or militaristic context, especially involving the invasion of a country, is deeply problematic and could be interpreted as discriminatory.

Individuals with Down syndrome are capable of many things, but associating them with violence and invasion reinforces negative and inaccurate stereotypes. My guidelines prevent me from creating content that could perpetuate such harmful representations.


The best I could do was generate a 2nd place special olmypiocs winner but I wont post that.

But to answer your question...Sweden, Norway, Czech Republic, Estonia, any of those will do. I'll get recommissioned to join in those..deployments..
 
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