Latest shiny object to catch Trump's eye: Greenland

[Mick]

Yeah **** some rural Americans lack of internet access when you can buy Greenland

If greenland had the largest deposits of minerals and gems, why not?

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/sewards-folly

The Russians are probably still pissed about that one.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

0 chance Greenland opts for annexation by the US. It’s nothing more than a silly hypothetical.

About $50 billion could pay every Greenlandican a million dollars each. Do it!

 

[hog88]

If we have 5 more years of Trump climate policies, Greenland will probably be 72 and sunny for 6 months out of the year and 72 and dark the other 6 months.

Yeah about that.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

I know you’re a weird Russian sympathizer, but the US is not invading Denmark, or any western democracy in this day engage.


Annexing sovereign states in the 2010’s: That said some backwards Russian ****.

It wouldn't be an invasion. It'd be a transaction.

 

[tvolsfan]

It wouldn't be an invasion. It'd be a transaction.

If Greenland consented.

 

[Mick]

Yeah about that.

Go on!

 

[evillawyer]

If Greenland consented.

When has consent stopped Trump from consummating a "transaction"?

 

[hog88]

Go on!

In 5 years it’s not going to be 72 and sunny 6 months a year.

 

[tvolsfan]

When has consent stopped Trump from consummating a "transaction"?

Haha fair, but there would still be a good deal of restraint from his administration and the army.

 

[Mick]

Is Iceland Really Green and Greenland Really Icy?

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Is Iceland Really Green and Greenland Really Icy?

yes

 

[Mick]

yes

Go there much?

 

[Weezer]

0 chance Greenland opts for annexation by the US. It’s nothing more than a silly hypothetical.

Let's annex Mexico and Latin America. We know they want to be U.S.. citizens.

 

[hog88]

Let's annex Mexico and Latin America. We know they want to be U.S.. citizens.

Uh no.

 

[Weezer]

Uh no.

C'mon. Where's your sense of imperialism?

 

[Velo Vol]

 

[golfballs]

I've been advocating the invasion of Canada for years. Of course that was before my transplant and the reason was beer.

why have we not annexed mexico and canada?
Maybe Keith’s finest thread. I have also been an advocate for waging war on Canada. If Trump thinks a trade war is good and easy to win. How about real war against Canada? I can’t think of anything easier. Then we can plunder their natural resources and disband their ****** sports teams

 

[golfballs]

Buying Greenland is a phenomenal idea. It’s the only good idea a Democrat has ever had when Harry Truman came up with it.

 

[Weezer]

why have we not annexed mexico and canada?
Maybe Keith’s finest thread. I have also been an advocate for waging war on Canada. If Trump thinks a trade war is good and easy to win. How about real war against Canada? I can’t think of anything easier. Then we can plunder their natural resources and disband their ****** sports teams

If you promise we can put an end to curling, I'm in. I mean, how is that even considered an Olympic sport? Wtf?

 

[hog88]

If you promise we can put an end to curling, I'm in. I mean, how is that even considered an Olympic sport? Wtf?

Never played it but it looks fun as heck. What other Olympic sport can be played while drinking beer?

 

[Septic]

0 chance Greenland opts for annexation by the US. It’s nothing more than a silly hypothetical.

Distraction

 

[Septic]

Is Iceland Really Green and Greenland Really Icy?

Yes. Iceland is beautiful.

 

[RavinDave]

If you promise we can put an end to curling, I'm in. I mean, how is that even considered an Olympic sport? Wtf?

What is this curling sport of which you speak?

 

[Velo Vol]

Curling is more interesting to watch than golf.

 

[Purple Tiger]

Distraction

Nothing but a distraction away from his self-created problems and a stock market about to tank.