BleedOrange81
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Damn well said.You have to realize that Bammers lead such terrible, wretched existences that their only source of pride is Alabama football and they live vicariously through it. No other fanbase hinges their very self worth on how many NC's their football team has, the suicide rate in Alabama will increase exponentially when tackle football ceases to exist. There isn't a situation or setting where a few "roll tides" isn't appropriate. They are a plague on all of civilization.
I have to respectively disagree, I know for a fact that they take great pride in their GED scores!You have to realize that Bammers lead such terrible, wretched existences that their only source of pride is Alabama football and they live vicariously through it. No other fanbase hinges their very self worth on how many NC's their football team has, the suicide rate Alabama will increase exponentially when tackle football ceases to exist. There isn't a situation or setting where a few "roll tides" isn't appropriate. They are a plague on all of civilization.
You have to realize that Bammers lead such terrible, wretched existences that their only source of pride is Alabama football and they live vicariously through it. No other fanbase hinges their very self worth on how many NC's their football team has, the suicide rate in Alabama will increase exponentially when tackle football ceases to exist. There isn't a situation or setting where a few "roll tides" isn't appropriate. They are a plague on all of civilization.
Unfortunately it is. A Bammer that I regularly watch football with has the number written on a small easel located on his patio. I like to erase it when he gets drunk to see how long it takes him to notice. That, and to make him have to look it up when he rewrites it.I’m guessing that’s how many days it’s been since we beat them.
I guess being here and castigating a former player/coach are the ones living the good life.