Well don't I feel silly for replying to someone who said "stand up and say you are an alum"?
For future reference...there is actually a "school" (the U in UT stands for University), and it is relatively close to Neyland Stadium. If you ever get a chance to make it up to Knoxville, you should check it out. It isn't a scary place at all despite those books, and computers and other things. You will probably find the students (besides the one on the field, of course) are actually pretty nice and enjoy a good conversation about football, or basketball, or physics, or literature or whatever else you might enjoy discussing.