Dealing with Noisy Neighbors

#101
#101
Has "The Godfather" approach been tried yet? Nothing says shut the hell up like finding a fawkin' horse's head in your bed. Hasn't failed me yet.
 
#102
#102
We need an update from the OP ........

1. Have your tried any of our ideas
2. Have they all failed
3. Have you gone Rambo on their arse yet (and any other updates)
 
#109
#109
Pancakes in bed.... or "Jesus loves you and we're going to save your soul" pancakes? We can't help without details. And if it was neighborly "we made you some pancakes" pancakes, you should reciprocate with magic brownies.
 
#111
#111
Weezer said:
Pancakes in bed.... or "Jesus loves you and we're going to save your soul" pancakes? We can't help without details. And if it was neighborly "we made you some pancakes" pancakes, you should reciprocate with magic brownies.
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Roofie and weed brownies. Then tell them of their sins afterwards.
If you survived the poison pancakes.
 
#113
#113
I survived. They weren't cooked all the way through. But I ate them because I was hungry. They're actually super nice girls. I'd give them the D if they'd let me. But they'd have to stop jumping around.
 
#116
#116
VOLatile said:
I survived. They weren't cooked all the way through. But I ate them because I was hungry. They're actually super nice girls. I'd give them the D if they'd let me. But they'd have to stop jumping around.
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If they are not jumping around you aint doing it right
 
#124
#124
One of them was up well past 2AM last night stomping around. Luckily for me I was up dealing with my insomnia. Or not luckily.

This morning I was out shoveling and noticed that their trash can is missing. I took both out to the alley on Monday night and only brought mine back in. They never take theirs out or bring them in so I decided to leave theirs. Seems as though it's found a new home. Or it's buried under the giant snow pile in the alley. Not my problem. They also filled BOTH recycling bins and haven't taken them to the curb.

I think I'm going to send them some random, non-addressed creepy notes in the mail. Like stalker-ish letters. I'm not even sure they check their mailbox, though.
 
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