Dealing with Noisy Neighbors

#126
#126
VOLatile said:
One of them was up well past 2AM last night stomping around. Luckily for me I was up dealing with my insomnia. Or not luckily.

This morning I was out shoveling and noticed that their trash can is missing. I took both out to the alley on Monday night and only brought mine back in. They never take theirs out or bring them in so I decided to leave theirs. Seems as though it's found a new home. Or it's buried under the giant snow pile in the alley. Not my problem. They also filled BOTH recycling bins and haven't taken them to the curb.

I think I'm going to send them some random, non-addressed creepy notes in the mail. Like stalker-ish letters. I'm not even sure they check their mailbox, though.
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I wouldn't send letters, that could lead to legal issues
 
#130
#130
Tell them you'll trade chores for sex. Important rule to follow, always get half of your payment up front. Translation, bang one sister before you do the work with the understanding you get to bang the other after. At this point, you're not driving them away, so just make it a house of sin.
 
#134
#134
Invite them to join Volnation and direct them to this thread
 
#141
#141
Are you in the Nashville area dude? I've got time to kill on the weekends. I can assist.
 
#143
#143
Tell them that their religious ways have changed you forever. Let them know that you've chosen a new path as a snake handling prophet. And, you'd be forever grateful to them for returning any of your snakes that might happen to get loose and crawl up through their floor vents.
 
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#144
#144
Weezer said:
Tell them you'll trade chores for sex. Important rule to follow, always get half of your payment up front. Translation, bang one sister before you do the work with the understanding you get to bang the other after. At this point, you're not driving them away, so just make it a house of sin.
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So do I bang the 8 or the 6 first?
 
#145
#145
Slydell said:
Tell them that their religious ways have changed you forever. Let them know that you've chosen a new path as a snake handling prophet. And, you'd be forever grateful to them for returning any of your snakes that might happen to get loose and crawl up through their floor vents.
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Oh... actual snakes. Gotcha.
 
#149
#149
Coastypop said:
Anybody knows you bang the 6 first, after one your sex drive lowers, so you save the 8 who can help you with the second ... geee no wonder you are having trouble :whistling:
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I thought it was bang the 8, then sacrifice not banging the 6 and skip out on doing their chores.
 
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