BYU fan here

[secking]

One ol’ lady is enough trouble.

Can you imagine having more than one mother-in-law?

 

[sameolvol]

I have a quorum meaning 7. When those debacles occur usually in unison, I head out to meet new ladies. Gotta keep that pipeline fresh and flowing.

OK. 'Nuff's enuff! Without pics I'm officially calling BS.
Pics, son. Pics.

Here's me'n mine @ our anniversary last June at Myrtle Beach. Show us you'n yours. You're pitching BS if otherwise. Bonus: If you do and you're with them in the photo... and if they're ALL babes, then you're the man. If not...BS. Put up or shut up.

PS. Let's all keep this friendly. You're cordially welcome to visit us. And...if they really are babes, then keep an eye on 'em. 'Lots'a real men running about in Big Orange Country.

 

[sameolvol]

Can you imagine having more than one mother-in-law?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[VolInNW]

This troll job has the slightly comical, mostly pitiful, passive aggressive nature of a UGA fan.

Nice try. Now go back to listening to tapes of that drunken sounding Mushmouth talk about breaking faces with boots.

UGA. Klassy with a K!!

 

[dduncan4163]

Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!

 

[Tennesseefan2019]

BYU has an interesting schedule and I think they go 7-5. Anything worse than 7-5 will probably cost BYU head football coach Kilani Sitaki his job.

 

[Hoosier Coug]

BYU has an interesting schedule and I think they go 7-5. Anything worse than 7-5 will probably cost BYU head football coach Kilani Sitaki his job.

2-2 against the P5 schools. 8-0 against the rest. Sets up for a fun 2020.

 

[Tennesseefan2019]

2-2 against the P5 schools. 8-0 against the rest. Sets up for a fun 2020.

I think BYU will open the season 0-5 and win 7 games in a row winning an invitation to the Hawaii Bowl

 

[BYU Dad]

BYU has an interesting schedule and I think they go 7-5. Anything worse than 7-5 will probably cost BYU head football coach Kilani Sitaki his job.

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BYU will lose one game out of its first 4 -- most likely Washington. Then BYU will win the rest of its games after that and land in a NY6 bowl. Only reason BYU wouldn't make it to the playoff like we will deserve is because the playoff committee doesn't like Mormons.

 

[UT_Dutchman]

BYU will lose one game out of its first 4 -- most likely Washington. Then BYU will win the rest of its games after that and land in a NY6 bowl. Only reason BYU wouldn't make it to the playoff like we will deserve is because the playoff committee doesn't like Mormons.

What's not to like, you all seem like a swell bunch.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

2-2 against the P5 schools. 8-0 against the rest. Sets up for a fun 2020.

Every frog praises its own pond.

 

[Tennesseefan2019]

What's not to like, you all seem like a swell bunch.

Mormons are nice folks

 

[UT-Rex]

BYU will lose one game out of its first 4 -- most likely Washington. Then BYU will win the rest of its games after that and land in a NY6 bowl. Only reason BYU wouldn't make it to the playoff like we will deserve is because the playoff committee doesn't like Mormons.

Guys, what is he referring to here -- (realizing he's poking fun about ordering drinks for all of his wives in the stadium if they don't pull off the win, but) is there any validity to this claim ?

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

Guys, what is he referring to here -- (realizing he's poking fun about ordering drinks for all of his wives in the stadium if they don't pull off the win, but) is there any validity to this claim ?

First off, he's a troll more than likely. Second, if I recall they are contractually obligated to the Hawaii bowl unless they make a playoff appearance or a NY6 maybe? Third, I think BYU will be better this year, but there is a very serious chance they start the year 0-4 with that schedule. I'm not saying that's my prediction, but if it happens, I wonder how a team mentally responds to that.

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

Fun fact. The ESPN outcome predictor actually gives BYU a better chance to beat Utah, Washington, and USC than it does Tennessee. In fact, it also shows that we're they're most likely loss of the season.

 

[Behr]

I don't think BYU Dad is a troll at all, how is he trolling? What's he done to make you think he's a troll? I think he just started out being friendly and joking a little and has gone along with what's been thrown at him.

Jmo. Seems like an aight dude considering we bout to whip DAT ass.

 

[SaltyBro]

How do people in 2019 still not see an obvious troll job?

 

[Give_All_Vol]

And this is why coaching searches on here are the way that they are. Some of yall must have been born yesterday.

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

Mormons are nice folks

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Why have one ugly wife when you can have 4???

 

[Tennesseefan2019]

Why have one ugly wife when you can have 4???

Being the practical guy that I am I think that you should be able to marry as many wives as you can support without going on welfare or foodstamps

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Awww heck.

 

[Vfl2407]

BYU will lose one game out of its first 4 -- most likely Washington. Then BYU will win the rest of its games after that and land in a NY6 bowl. Only reason BYU wouldn't make it to the playoff like we will deserve is because the playoff committee doesn't like Mormons.

Thank you for speaking the unspeakable.
I have it on good authority that all Donnie and Marie music is banned at NCAA meetings.

 

[Jax_Vol]

I did not think Mormons were polygamists.

Are you saying they might burn the stadium down?

 

[Behr]

How do people in 2019 still not see an obvious troll job?

I guess some of us have seen actual trolling, and this ain't it.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

BYU got some Tongan that weighs 400 lbs. I hope that kid don't fall down, he'll cause an earthquake and the Vol Navy will go to the bottom of the Lake.