BYU fan here

[Trent4Pruitt4life]

Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!

You'll be treated well! You won't soon forget the experience.

 

[Hacksaw]

I think my sense of humor is just twisted enough to really appreciate this thread.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Charles Woodson unfortunately.

You misspelled Keith Jackson and ABC Sports

 

[greenbacknative]

One is more than plenty.

true that!!!

 

[Woke]

Dude is hilarious lol

 

[greenbacknative]

Work joke: labor distribution system. I think it fits quite well in this instance...

Also... what happens when you go to your scheduled loved ones and they're having their "bad" week? you know.....

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!

You must be Fundamental LDS if you’re into polygamy.

 

[BYU Dad]

You must be Fundamental LDS if you’re into polygamy.

I call it Old School

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

I call it Old School

Since you’re into the whole sister wives thing, I think Alabama might be more your style.

 

[BYU Dad]

You'll be treated well! You won't soon forget the experience.

Sounds great, I hope ya'll still be nice to us when we roll up looking like this. Except my wives dresses will have the beautiful blue "Y" BYU Cougar logos on them. My older wife on the right calls herself the original "Cougar."

 

[Electric Orange]

BYU has a weird looking mascot...

 

[BYU Dad]

Since you’re into the whole sister wives thing, I think Alabama might be more your style.

They take it too far in Alabama with cousins and sisters and stuff. When I add a new wife, she can't be in my immediate family.

 

[Vfl2407]

BYU has a weird looking mascot...
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Prophets are often misunderstood during their first earthly lifetime. It’s not until Joseph Smith recycles them or during their celestial rewards that people understand them properly.
Just as the prophet Warren Jeffs (pictured) tried to explain to police and legal authorities, the young girls that became part of his vast harem of wives may have only been 12 years of age biologically in this one earthly lifetime. However, they were thousands of years old celestially.
I’m really SURPRISED that defense didn’t work for him in court.

 

[Volunteer_Kirby]

Sounds great, I hope ya'll still be nice to us when we roll up looking like this. Except my wives dresses will have the beautiful blue "Y" BYU Cougar logos on them. My older wife on the right calls herself the original "Cougar."

at least he's overt about being a troll

3 1/2 stars

 

[arkivol]

They take it too far in Alabama with cousins and sisters and stuff. When I add a new wife, she can't be in my immediate family.

Stick to your guns and you will do fine!

 

[The Tall Gguy]

I like this guy tremendously. Well done BYU dad. Do you know this guy pretty well?

 

[GlockVol]

Op. May want to make sure the wives don't get into any moonshine while they're here could be grounds for divorces.

 

[diehardvolsfan]

I did not think Mormons were polygamists.

No polygamy was banned by the church in 1890. There are separatist groups in south Utah and such that still practice this....fundamentalist Mormans...

 

[RollerVol]

dang, BYU fans must have pretty good jobs to support all those wives...guess some people have all the luck...

GO BIG ORANGE!

 

[sameolvol]

Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium as soon as it becomes apparent that BYU can't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!

Uh. Alrighty then. Question: You stated "wives" on your post but you didn't let us know how many of them. two, three, four? More than that?
Now, I really, really love my still-lovely wife and wouldn't trade her for any other, but when she's not altogether agreeable...which happens more often as time passes, then.......well.........that latent desire to spend my latter years like Shrek in his pre-donkey era suddenly looks like a nice way to keep my tranquility aligned. Get my meaning here? Question #2: What does a fella' do when those female debacles occur in multiples?
Oh. I fixed your last sentence for ya'. Please have a great vacay in Big Orange Country.

 

[djwes]

Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!

BYU Dad, you will have a great experience at Neyland. I fully expect it to be a competitive game and hope both teams show well.

Please ignore the few knuckleheads on this string (may be fans but prolly didnt attend UT and dont represent a great fan base.).

Good luck to your squad (just not next week), Go Vols!

 

[secking]

Don't even get me started on the Utah Yewts. They are the most classless fan base in the nation.

BYU and Tennessee are on a whole other level over teams like Utah or Ol Miss. BYU and Tenn both have natties and QBs with Heismans. It's cool our teams have so much in common and are on similar levels and both have similar traditions.

Umm, should I tell him or you?

 

[Evol]

This guy was clearly trolling from his first post. It was mildly amusing though

 

[djwes]

Uh. Alrighty then. Question: You stated "wives" on your post but you didn't let us know how many of them. two, three, four? More than that?
Now, I really, really love my still-lovely wife and wouldn't trade her for any other, but when she's not altogether agreeable...which happens more often as time passes, then.......well.........that latent desire to spend my latter years like Shrek in his pre-donkey era suddenly looks like a nice way to keep my tranquility aligned. Get my meaning here? Question #2: What does a fella' do when those female debacles occur in multiples?
Oh. I fixed your last sentence for ya'. Please have a great vacay in Big Orange Country.

Agree, I want to hear the answer on this, I married an onery Kentucky gal and Lord, handling one is challenge enough.

 

[DWright39]

It takes a real man for sure to have a quorum. Luckily I have the chops to keep em all in line and satisfied.

One ol’ lady is enough trouble.