BYU fan here

#76
#76
DWright39 said:
No Heisman winners at UT but it’s all good. Some of the best players to ever play the game of football have been Vols.
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He’s also confused as to the most classless fan base. That’s OK.....he’s not from ‘round here; he’ll learn soon enough if he ever is.
 
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#79
#79
sameolvol said:
Uh. Alrighty then. Question: You stated "wives" on your post but you didn't let us know how many of them. two, three, four? More than that?
Now, I really, really love my still-lovely wife and wouldn't trade her for any other, but when she's not altogether agreeable...which happens more often as time passes, then.......well.........that latent desire to spend my latter years like Shrek in his pre-donkey era suddenly looks like a nice way to keep my tranquility aligned. Get my meaning here? Question #2: What does a fella' do when those female debacles occur in multiples?
Oh. I fixed your last sentence for ya'. Please have a great vacay in Big Orange Country.
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I have a quorum meaning 7. When those debacles occur usually in unison, I head out to meet new ladies. Gotta keep that pipeline fresh and flowing.
 
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#80
#80
FBtime said:
I learned all I needed to know about Mormons from South Park! I consider them the leading foremost authority on Mormonism and Scientology.
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Don't knock it til you try it. But I knew a dude who did Scientology. That's some crazy ass sh*t.
 
#84
#84
BYU Dad said:
How is it that Manning doesn't have a Heisman? I thought for sure he did. Garbage he didn't win it. Don't tell me that freakshow Ryan Leaf took it from Peyton.
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Are you trolling? How can you even know Ryan Leaf existed, yet not know Peyton did not win the Heistman? Or that it was “won” by the ESPN supported Charles Woodson? Either you follow NCAA football, or just your conference’s football, or just your team’s football. Whichever one, there’s no way you both don’t know Peyton did not win the Heistman and that Ryan Leaf existed.
 
#87
#87
This thread is what makes VN worthwhile. The arguing, name calling and one upmanship amongst ourselves gets really old. Good to be able to laugh on Monday morning
 
#89
#89
BYU Dad said:
Don't even get me started on the Utah Yewts. They are the most classless fan base in the nation.

BYU and Tennessee are on a whole other level over teams like Utah or Ol Miss. BYU and Tenn both have natties and QBs with Heismans. It's cool our teams have so much in common and are on similar levels and both have similar traditions.
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If you think the Yewts are classless, you obviously haven't been to Gainesville.
 
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#92
BYU Dad said:
Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!
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First of all let me welcome you in true VN spirit.

Now GTFO! 😂😂😂
 
#93
#93
I like this troll's optimism, but I think UT pulls out a close one at home.
 
#96
#96
diehardvolsfan said:
No polygamy was banned by the church in 1890. There are separatist groups in south Utah and such that still practice this....fundamentalist Mormans...
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My former coworker is Mormon and only has one wife. He told me about how in southern Utah, particularly Colorado City, there are quite a few. The AZ/UT state police used to chase them across state lines back and forth until they collaborated in a sting operation and surrounded them more or less. The police basically mishandled the situation miserably and it ended up being a public relations nightmare for them.
 
#98
#98
WilliamDuVOL said:
My former coworker is Mormon and only has one wife. He told me about how in southern Utah, particularly Colorado City, there are quite a few. The AZ/UT state police used to chase them across state lines back and forth until they collaborated in a sting operation and surrounded them more or less. The police basically mishandled the situation miserably and it ended up being a public relations nightmare for them.
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I say legalize it but the girls have to be 18 or older.
 
#99
#99
BYU Dad said:
Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!
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too funny! wear something cool, your 'wives' are going to be glistening that time of year. :)
 
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