2025 Transfer Portal Thread

[hUTch2002]

I knew someone named Harold Balls

I knew someone named Dick. That is all.

 

[OrangeInKy]

It depends on what gender I choose to be the next day

Oh boy….

 

[Vols till I fall]

I knew someone named Dick. That is all.

I know that guy

He typically orders the Vagina peppers and onions when eating out

Good guy

 

[OrangeInKy]

@ Mindy’s?

The best! The best, Jerry.

 

[OrangeInKy]

this thread has been pure stupidity today and I’ve enjoyed it

 

[RikidyBones]

I wore a cup but it still didn’t fully protect me. Still got a black eye and broken nose when I got hit by a ball.

Sounds like you didn't wear the cup right tbh

 

[Vols till I fall]

I'm pretty sure I saw someone talking about Meth earlier lol?

 

[OrangeInKy]

I mostly never worse it because I had a coach one time tell me he had a teammate that got hit and their cup actually split in half and his junk got like bent into like an L shaped

Said he a severe case of Peyronie’s disease

I healed up nicely tho

 

[OrangeInKy]

Sounds like you didn't wear the cup right tbh

Information that would have been helpful to me THIRTY YEARS AGO! (in Adam Sandler voice)

 

[omghulkhands]

As awful as that was it still cracks me up. I feel bad about it afterwards though.

 

[Col_Cathcart]

Today was a good day!

Yeah. Definitely glad I didn’t cash out yesterday . I’m not holding my breath though. I’m still way down and there’s no reason to think tomorrow will be better. Then again, maybe they’ll just dump the rest of the tariffs tomorrow . Honestly, I’m in “try not to look” mode

 

[columbia vol]

I knew someone named Dick. That is all.

Was his first name Ulysses?

 

[BatteredVol44]

I have to wonder if he’s embellishing the list? I think players sometimes do that.

I’ve known him since he was just a baby, so this is definitely more than a guess from me not knowing anything and wondering too

I think he would have to be because given the lack of experience and game time from him I don't feel like too many teams would be legitimately interested in adding him. JMO

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Just having fun man. Not sure what this meant or where the hall monitor feelings come from? lol

I’m not policing or hall monitoring. Post whatever you want. But I do think it’s respectful to put on the brakes and pausing the silly at times to let the knowledgeable posters have their thread back if they’re sharing new, on topic information with us knuckleheads.

 

[Tenacjim]

*Moress

Try again. It’s “Morse” Code

Morse code - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[cncchris33]

Try again. It’s “Morse” Code

Morse code - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Fake news

 

[Milehigh_Vol]

Heard that if Rice doesn't like Villanova we will hear something Sunday maybe sooner.

 

[T2P_Priceless]

No he didn't really play at all why are so many teams showing interest in him

Because he can pass more

 

[T2P_Priceless]

Hear me out: a million four-dollar guys!

Can we put them all on the court at the same time?

 

[Adam Sandler]

Would you rather have 8 $750k players and a couple scrubs or 4 $1.5million players and a bench full of scrubs?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

 

[All Vol!]

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Better than Dick Weed I guess.

 

[Anti-shunshinepumper]

Hear me out: a million four-dollar guys!

I like it. Make up for quality with quantity.

Can we put them all on the court at the same time?

We could certainly give it the ol' college try.
If you think our D is one of the the best in the nation now, just wait until you see our 4 million man press.

 

[JCVol00]

Can’t forget the classic Holden Tudix or Duncan McCokiner, Wilma Diqfit is a classic too

 

[Stoerner Fumbles]

This is not a safe space for sharing portal news. I’m going back to bed.