2025 Transfer Portal Thread

[Chris4Vols22]

It's done on one of these using Morris code.View attachment 734056

*Moress

 

[Col_Cathcart]

ouch man. They don’t sell cups in your neck? Our you just got it like that?

Not anymore he doesn’t

 

[Anti-shunshinepumper]

Maybe it's me and I am economical, but I think I would rather us grab two really good 2 million dollar guys than one 4 million dollar boom.
For 4 million they would have to be Dalton Knecht level after he played here a year type good.
If that guy came back he would have been worth probably more than 4 million. Easy...

 

[Weezer]

I have it on good authority you are wrong on this. The Vols will land an Ivermectin powered rocket on Uranus..

Do you take a lot of "rockets" to Uranus? No judgement.

 

[Lefteye]

I was too “cool” for cups. Worst decision ever.

Coach said, “how do I ring that up, two balls?”

Sounds like a Dave Chappell episode of when keepin it real goes wrong.

Ouch again, but imo you’re entitled to 2 cents toward every conversation for life bro.

 

[TrippieRedd]

Sounds like a Dave Chappell episode of when keepin it real goes wrong.

Ouch again, but imo you’re entitled to 2 cents toward every conversation for life bro.

I mostly never worse it because I had a coach one time tell me he had a teammate that got hit and their cup actually split in half and his junk got like bent into like an L shaped

Said he a severe case of Peyronie’s disease

 

[StepCross]

Maybe it's me and I am economical, but I think I would rather us grab two really good 2 million dollar guys than one 4 million dollar boom.
For 4 million they would have to be Dalton Knecht level after he played here a year type good.
If that guy came back he would have been worth probably more than 4 million. Easy...

Hear me out: a million four-dollar guys!

 

[OrangeInKy]

Sounds like a Dave Chappell episode of when keepin it real goes wrong.

Ouch again, but imo you’re entitled to 2 cents toward every conversation for life bro.

I wore a cup but it still didn’t fully protect me. Still got a black eye and broken nose when I got hit by a ball.

 

[TrippieRedd]

Can probably take Lamar off the list.

Has 5 visits lined up

 

[vol94]

I hope this is in regards to my 401k

My 401k has had enough surprises lately…

Today was a good day!

 

[Vols till I fall]

Let me try to get into the fun here. My apologies:

My name is Harry Johnson. I've been close friends with Carey all of his life - not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm not able to tell you much, but I can tell you all that he will be a great player for the team because of his man hands.

What if I were to tell you that I'm actually Carey?

 

[Volprofch05]

What if I were to tell you that I'm actually Carey?

Mariah or Mary?

 

[SoilVol]

*Moress

Morass

 

[Orange.]

Waiting on this surprise

Is this surprise in the room with us?

 

[hUTch2002]

Mike Hunt
Ben Dover

Yes! I love immature humor!

 

[VolterWhite]

You all are in for a very big surprise

I’m late…is this serious? I don’t know who knows what on here lol

 

[vol94]

What if I were to tell you that soup is a meal

@ Mindy’s?

 

[hUTch2002]

Haywood JaBlome

That one makes my brain hurt. Boo to you sir. Boo.

 

[hUTch2002]

I'm guessing you realized this by now, but you probably made a big mistake coming here.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
BTW, Walter White, the last thing some of these people need is access to a meth dealer.

TWSS?

 

[Vols till I fall]

Mariah or Mary?

It depends on what gender I choose to be the next day

 

[Vols till I fall]

I'm guessing you realized this by now, but you probably made a big mistake coming here.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
BTW, Walter White, the last thing some of these people need is access to a meth dealer.

This sounds like an intro to a Stephen King novel

 

[hUTch2002]

Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Lo.

As awful as that was it still cracks me up. I feel bad about it afterwards though.

 

[Vols till I fall]

I’m late…is this serious? I don’t know who knows what on here lol

Welcome to the shitshow

Take a seat and pull up to the table. You will be here for a while

BWAHAHAAHAHA

 

[Vols till I fall]

As awful as that was it still cracks me up. I feel bad about it afterwards though.

Holi fook

 

[Volprofch05]

I’m late…is this serious? I don’t know who knows what on here lol

The surprise was 5 consecutive pages of crude name humor