Recent content by Illinois Hokie

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...chomp the gators! Muschump's down a couple of starters on D and that offense looks like a pack of dogs trying to hump a watermelon. Time to bring the pain. Go Big O. That is all.

I'm no fan of Coach Boom. Strikes me as a bloated douche. Seems cut from the same cloth as Al Golden.

Don't get me started. Our forums are full of Chicken Littles because we didn't hang fifty on our 1AA in the first quarter after playing on Monday, and *gasp!* it's taking some effort bringing along nine new starters on offense, including freshmen first and second string tailbacks after losing...

You guys look good. I think you might have the best QB in the SEC. Good luck against Florida.

I've seen pictures of your O line. How the hell can those fatties not run block?

So what was your predicted record WITH D R?

Taking a step back and looking at this objectively... even if it was pot, it wasn't JUST pot. What I mean by that is, I guarantee DR isn't the only Vol smoking up. That's not a knock on your team, ever football program is going to have some smokers. I'm sure my Hokies have their fair share, even...

They have a Glennon at QB. Get pressure on him and he'll fold like an accordion. I'm uniquely qualified to make that observation.

Good lord. What's the average weight?

Did you black out on New Years Eve 2009 by any chance? Seriously, though, I just want us to play you guys regularly. Geographically we're a perfect fit, there's already a pseudo-rivalry among fans, and with the new playoff system coming down the pike SoS will matter more than ever. I'd love...

On paper it's difficult for me to see you guys not contending in the East this year. The only potential non conference loss I see is NC State, but O'Brien has a glorious history of crapping the bed. The door is open. I think you guys walk through it this year.

Don't sleep on NC State. They might surprise people this year. Rumor has it Sean's little bro is legit at QB.

GO BIG O!!! Beat these Bammers and you can call me a Smokey Hokie.

Smoke the Muschumps in the swamp.