Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[dembewbs]

Hookers and coke

 

[BadJerry20]

Where?!

 

[Behr]

Well, it does me.

 

[BadJerry20]

Well, it does me.

Hey Behr









Stfu

 

[dembewbs]

Should I marry this woman?

 

[BadJerry20]

Should I marry this woman?

Is that where you got the hookers and blow? If so, then yes you should.

 

[dembewbs]

Ok. I like turtles

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Does it piss you off to see a female with tight pants hugging that "oh lawdz, dat ass), but your view is obstructed by a cell phone in the back pocket?

How small is her ass if a cell phone covers it up? How old are these girls you're looking at?

 

[dembewbs]

Shania Twain wyhi?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Shania Twain wyhi?

Like God punishing Sodom and Gomorrah!

 

[rockytop114]

Ron,

Does it piss you off to see a female with tight pants hugging that "oh lawdz, dat ass), but your view is obstructed by a cell phone in the back pocket?

Oh lawd! Dat azz!

 

[Wickerhead]

Ron,

Sissy the cat done gone all short bus up in here. She is running like a gazelle and has beat the hell out of a catnip mouse and ripped the guts out of her tweety bird. Do I need to beat her with a whiffle ball bat or what. Oh wait, she just laid down.

 

[Hobock]

Like God punishing Sodom and Gomorrah!

Smashed like that dood's face in Mask.

 

[vol_in_ar]

There are some kids on your lawn. You better go run them off.

yelling from the porch seems to work

 

[Hobock]

Ron,

Does it piss you off to see a female with tight pants hugging that "oh lawdz, dat ass), but your view is obstructed by a cell phone in the back pocket?

Prolly an iPad.

 

[rockytop114]

Ron

I demand answers to these questions!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron, does Russ have the authority to demand answers?

 

[rockytop114]

Ron, does Russ have the authority to demand answers?

You want some sweet chin music! Sun!

 

[OtterFH]

Not much, how've you been? Congrats on ur competition!

Thank you. Glad to be back eating normal food

 

[rockytop114]

Ronald

H4L?1!

Amirite!

 

[BadJerry20]

GOON SQUAD beeches!

 

[rockytop114]

Boom britiches

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Thank you. Glad to be back eating normal food

You're very welcome. How much time do you take off between competitions?

 

[rockytop114]

You're very welcome. How much time do you take off between competitions?

O God?!

 

[BadJerry20]

O God?!

Lulz boom chicka bow wow