Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[heartvols]

Loool

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Sissy the cat done gone all short bus up in here. She is running like a gazelle and has beat the hell out of a catnip mouse and ripped the guts out of her tweety bird. Do I need to beat her with a whiffle ball bat or what. Oh wait, she just laid down.

The wiffle ball bat is an excellent idea. Just remember my long held pet policy; if you get tired of having it around, just throw it in the dumpster.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron

I demand answers to these questions!

Go take your pill.

Ron, does Russ have the authority to demand answers?

No, but I appreciate his enthusiasm and willingness to learn.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ronald

H4L?1!

Amirite!

You are correct, sir.

 

[vol_in_ar]

TRM

Is Slice going to lose his license, because he installed an illegal aluminum roof?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM

Is Slice going to lose his license, because he installed an illegal aluminum roof?

Probably. I don't think he appreciates the gravity of this situation. If only he had tired me to stand around with a slight buzz and point out all his code violations, he wouldn't be in this predicament.

 

[rockytop114]

Probably. I don't think he appreciates the gravity of this situation. If only he had tired me to stand around with a slight buzz and point out all his code violations, he wouldn't be in this predicament.

I would be dam good at that position!

 

[rockytop114]

Ronald

Blood stains orange 3 or 4 times after you wash it. That's normal ain't it normal!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ronald

Blood stains orange 3 or 4 times after you wash it. That's normal ain't it normal!

I'm not sure what to do with this.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'm not sure what to do with this.

Answer it

 

[rockytop114]

Wow wow wow you don't know what to do with a qwestchen. The internet is broke!

 

[rockytop114]

Answer it

Should of known you was around!

Not one word I tell you not one! Word!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Wow wow wow you don't know what to do with a qwestchen. The internet is broke!

Oh, I didn't realize it was a question.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Wow wow wow you don't know what to do with a qwestchen. The internet is broke!

*woah woah woah

 

[rockytop114]

#fistpump

 

[rockytop114]

Ronald

In fantasy football do you have any special teamers?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ronald

In fantasy football do you have any special teamers?

All of my players are special.

 

[rockytop114]

Honest question did you draft anyone on KR/PR skills?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Honest question did you draft anyone on KR/PR skills?

No, I didn't pick anyone with that in mind.

 

[rockytop114]

Dammet this thread needs to stay at the top and everyone needs to acts Ron some qwestchans!
Fine gentleman of the zone I know you need help.

Let it out brah!

Your welcome in advance!

 

[rockytop114]

No, I didn't pick anyone with that in mind.

Four yucked!!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dammet this thread needs to stay at the top and everyone needs to acts Ron some qwestchans!
Fine gentleman of the zone I know you need help.

Let it out brah!

Your welcome in advance!

Your quest for knowledge and enlightenment knows no bounds.

 

[VolFan32]

Your quest for knowledge and enlightenment knows no bounds.

The,

Does 114 actually remember any of the **** you tell him?

 

[rockytop114]

The,

Does 114 actually remember any of the **** you tell him?

Ron has been my mentor here at volnation. 60% of what I know the Mexican taught me!

 

[DD4ME]

Ron do you claim 114 as a pupil?