Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[blupotato]

Ronald when do you get out of that shat hole that is oklahoma? Sorry if classified. I know how important your job is.

 

[UTGnome]

TRM,

Which uni would you like to see for Saturday's open practice?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ronald when do you get out of that shat hole that is oklahoma? Sorry if classified. I know how important your job is.

Sorry, my original response apparently caused some IG. So, suffice it to say, I'm back in K-town.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

Which uni would you like to see for Saturday's open practice?

All orange or GTFO.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron, I seem to lack the capacity to give a fwak today. Is there anything I can do to fix it and if there is will I care enough to try it?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I seem to lack the capacity to give a fwak today. Is there anything I can do to fix it and if there is will I care enough to try it?

This is an affliction I am quite familiar with. Sometimes this is referred to as Anal Glaucoma. Generally, I just have to wait till it solves itself. Eventually, I come back around and get some work done. I'm not sure how it happens. I try to schedule flights on days when I do give a ****.

 

[UTGnome]

All orange or GTFO.

bewm

 

[blupotato]

Sorry, my original response apparently caused some IG. So, suffice it to say, I'm back in K-town.

Sorry I missed your initial response. Must be trying to make quota today.

 

[OtterFH]

Ron, Sup?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Ron, Sup?

Otter! Come drink!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Ron, Sup?

I saw this dude who was ripped as **** running up Richmond Road n thought of U earlier lol.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, Sup?

jus makin it do what it do

 

[dembewbs]

does drinkin lean help ya sleep?

 

[heartvols]

chloroform will help ya sleep.

 

[dembewbs]

chloroform will help ya sleep.

can i try it on you first?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

does drinkin lean help ya sleep?

I like to have a little cup of lean just to take the edge off. It helps me relax.

 

[dembewbs]

I like to have a little cup of lean just to take the edge off. It helps me relax.

ron you're good people...shake the haters off playa...real recognize real

 

[dembewbs]

oh another important question...

why would one need to wear sunglasses at night...i mean is that sort of an oxymoron?

 

[OtterFH]

I saw this dude who was ripped as **** running up Richmond Road n thought of U earlier lol.

Sup babe

 

[The Ron Mexico]

oh another important question...

why would one need to wear sunglasses at night...i mean is that sort of an oxymoron?

Oxymoron? I'm not sure. But it definitely involves a moron. Well, I suppose "moron" isn't the right word here. Instead, let's use douchebag. That seems to fit.

 

[vol_in_ar]

TRM
Which game is Butch gonna flush 124 years of Vol history, and break out the Grey Uniforms

 

[VolFan32]

TRM
Which game is Butch gonna flush 124 years of Vol history, and break out the Grey Uniforms

Down in front!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Sup babe

Not much, how've you been? Congrats on ur competition!

 

[Behr]

Ron,

Does it piss you off to see a female with tight pants hugging that "oh lawdz, dat ass), but your view is obstructed by a cell phone in the back pocket?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM
Which game is Butch gonna flush 124 years of Vol history, and break out the Grey Uniforms

There are some kids on your lawn. You better go run them off.