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#10,351
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You definitely should do it more often. Do you have a bonfire pit? If not, you should build one and invite your friends over to your house.
 
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I have a fire pit on the deck, these arent the "stand around a fire" kind of people though. They are a little older than we are but have been friends of ours for a long time. The woman has Crohns disease as well so we have become very close over the years.
 
#10,360
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one of the donkeys got out today. I heard a noise in the garage and he was out there snooping around. I suspect he was looking for my carrot stash.
 
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An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in.

The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you in line?"

The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, "We're waiting in line for a free lollipop."

So the old lady gets in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police comes out to take the girls in and notices the old lady in line. Shocked, he says to the old lady, "'You should be ashamed of yourself!"

"Let me tell you something, sonny," the old lady replies, "as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!"
 
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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
 
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