Official Ask Tex Medical Questions Thread

[rmsmith]

Hard is usually bad, hopefully it's just a lipoma or maybe an osteochondroma.

Something about an ostrich?

 

[vol_in_ar]

Thanks Kat. Much appreciated.

Mom is doing pretty good. She sits in my dad's favorite chair a lot. Falls asleep there every night watching TV.

We spent most of the week trying to take care of financials, and getting a few things sorted out. It was a great visit, but they never last long enough.

Mostly tried to get my mom to figure out how to cook for one person, and find ways to get her to eat right.

I did get 12 pairs of my dad's socks!! hahah. And my brother and I sorted out the gun cabinet.

and there is some "supernatural" stuff that was really weird, but kind of cool at the same time. :yikes:

Thanks again. Getting back to normal here I hope. (whatever normal is) Oh, and still trying to find a new job. haha.

what kind of SN stuff?

 

[vol_in_ar]

Tex needed a thread. If this one already existed...meh, who cares.

Go.

rank these:

Petroleum Jelly
KY
Astroglide

 

[Johnny_Majors]

Tex why do most male nurses swing both ways?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex why do most male nurses swing both ways?

I don't know, ask a male nurse.

 

[xJesusx56]

Tex why do most male nurses swing both ways?

 

[vol_in_ar]

Tex why do most male nurses swing both ways?

could be just the one's you've dated

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Yo Tex,
My elbow kills me every time I try lift or push with it.
WTF?
Elbow aids?
Excessive fapping?
I need help!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Yo Tex,
My elbow kills me every time I try lift or push with it.
WTF?
Elbow aids?
Excessive fapping?
I need help!

No fapping for a month!

 

[xJesusx56]

Yo Tex,
My elbow kills me every time I try lift or push with it.
WTF?
Elbow aids?
Excessive fapping?
I need help!

Try a more fluid, streamlined stroke when fapping. None of that erratic, willy-nilly crap you normally pull.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Try a more fluid, streamlined stroke when fapping. None of that erratic, willy-nilly crap you normally pull.

Ur well versed in how he normally strokes one......interesting

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Thanks.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Thanks.

I'll send ya some oxy's to help you out in your time of need.

 

[xJesusx56]

Ur well versed in how he normally strokes one......interesting

I had the same problem before I got my stroke down. I'll help you perfect yours too, I know how you like to pass out the handy-J's

 

[rockytop114]

I'll send ya some oxy's to help you out in your time of need.

Yes i could use help also

 

[xJesusx56]

My old man showed me about 200 morphine pills at the house today. Apparently they were my grandfathers when he was dying. Who wants to party?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Yes i could use help also

Isn't being dumb like being high all the time?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

My old man showed me about 200 morphine pills at the house today. Apparently they were my grandfathers when he was dying. Who wants to party?

Boom!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

My old man showed me about 200 morphine pills at the house today. Apparently they were my grandfathers when he was dying. Who wants to party?

Half one please

 

[Johnny_Majors]

I don't know, ask a male nurse.

What r u a pa?

 

[rockytop114]

Half one please

you know what you will have to do for that don't cha.

if not i heard ol jerry can tell ya

 

[rockytop114]

Isn't being dumb like being high all the time?

you have no idea what goes on up there.

 

[rmsmith]

Half one please

Ill take the rest!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Ill take the rest!

U can't take that many

 

[Johnny_Majors]

Tex why is sparty so much smaller then u and slice?