Official Jon Gruden Thread XIV

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SamRebel35 said:
I was ready for the most monumental coaching hire that I have ever witnessed. I was ready to laugh in the face of all the motherfarkin' alabama retards. I was ready to tell ESPN to suck our dongs, we're taking your golden boy, so Fark off! I was ready to see 90,000 strong at the Orange and White game. I was ready to see the highest paid, and most competent staff in college football lay waste to the SEC.

But, maybe strong can win us 8 games every few years. That would be nice too.
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i think you and thousands more too
 
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Dudleys87 said:
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wut da F***
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Lucky tusks,?
 
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Escape Goat said:
Glad you are out then. Is Germany really a fun place,?
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Dude! Germany is THE sh**. The women...ohh my lord. They are sexy and everywhere! Most delicous beer in the world. Makes american beer taste like water. Great music scene. Is where I started Djing and producing at. I got in on the inside with the Germans as soon as I got there. So I got to experience what was really going down there. Unlike most of the G.I's who would barely leave base. The ladies are very different. You don't have to spend 100$ on drinks and sit and lie to them all night just so you might get lucky at the end of the night. Buy her a drink,grind up on that booty for a min. And they are ready! They LOVE americans. Beautiful architecture,very clean,very friendly people. Was def the best time of my life. I actually got out of the army and lived there for bout a year and a half. Djing and things.
 
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Lucky bastage. Farthest away I have been is Canada :(


DNBVOL said:
Dude! Germany is THE sh**. The women...ohh my lord. They are sexy and everywhere! Most delicous beer in the world. Makes american beer taste like water. Great music scene. Is where I started Djing and producing at. I got in on the inside with the Germans as soon as I got there. So I got to experience what was really going down there. Unlike most of the G.I's who would barely leave base. The ladies are very different. You don't have to spend 100$ on drinks and sit and lie to them all night just so you might get lucky at the end of the night. Buy her a drink,grind up on that booty for a min. And they are ready! They LOVE americans. Beautiful architecture,very clean,very friendly people. Was def the best time of my life. I actually got out of the army and lived there for bout a year and a half. Djing and things.
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SamRebel35 said:
I was ready for the most monumental coaching hire that I have ever witnessed. I was ready to laugh in the face of all the motherfarkin' alabama retards. I was ready to tell ESPN to suck our dongs, we're taking your golden boy, so Fark off! I was ready to see 90,000 strong at the Orange and White game. I was ready to see the highest paid, and most competent staff in college football lay waste to the SEC.

But, maybe strong can win us 8 games every few years. That would be nice too.
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See..Optimism! That's the spirit. :good!: When life gives you lemons..throw the mfers back at em. :rock:
 
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Escape Goat said:
Lucky bastage. Farthest away I have been is Canada :(
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What part of Canada? Hell yeah,made my way up to the netherlands(amsterdam) a few times too. The wildest **** I have ever seen in my life. Took me 2 hours to pick my jaw up off the ground!
 
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DNBVOL said:
Dude! Germany is THE sh**. The women...ohh my lord. They are sexy and everywhere! Most delicous beer in the world. Makes american beer taste like water. Great music scene. Is where I started Djing and producing at. I got in on the inside with the Germans as soon as I got there. So I got to experience what was really going down there. Unlike most of the G.I's who would barely leave base. The ladies are very different. You don't have to spend 100$ on drinks and sit and lie to them all night just so you might get lucky at the end of the night. Buy her a drink,grind up on that booty for a min. And they are ready! They LOVE americans. Beautiful architecture,very clean,very friendly people. Was def the best time of my life. I actually got out of the army and lived there for bout a year and a half. Djing and things.
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Karlsruhle and Baden Baden rock.
 
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vol_n_big10_land said:
I'm off work tonight. I can't believe I'm up browsing this thread.
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This thread is like that girlfriend that did all those dirty things that you just read about. The only problem is she was doing them with everyone. You knew it but you just couldn't give her up.

I now call this the Dirty Whore Thread.
 
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Doyle Hargraves said:
This thread is like that girlfriend that did all those dirty things that you just read about. The only problem is she was doing them with everyone. You knew it but you just couldn't give her up.

I now call this the Dirty Whore Thread.
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Oh my. I will miss your profound wisdom and hilarity. Liked.
 
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