Official Jon Gruden Thread XIV

[Escape Goat]

I just spit beer on my screen LMFAO!!

Drunkard!!!

 

[SamRebel35]

I took a journey into the cliff notes. I may just drink some turpentine and call it a life.

 

[amarcus07]

I just spit beer on my screen LMFAO!!

He only makes $155,000
We could pay him...$300,000 and still save money!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Where you been loser? :hi: Now our collection is complete.

Hey buddy. I've been stuck in the land of the day shifters.

 

[Dudleys87]

 

[msanford52]

Drunkard!!!

sometimes

 

[Escape Goat]

I took a journey into the cliff notes. I may just drink some turpentine and call it a life.

Lol.

 

[SamRebel35]

Hey buddy. I've been stuck in the land of the day shifters.

Eff those nonsensical charlatans. Night shift or die home boy.

 

[Escape Goat]

Tummy. I mean yummy

 

[PrattvilleVol]

Defending me?

Yeah when your sarcasm of telling a guy to die several times overwhelmed him...

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol.

No like?

 

[Escape Goat]

No like?

There ya go

 

[DNBVOL]

You sound like my friend. He went Iraq, and afghan. He got out of the army for a medical deal.

Cool. I got screwed all the way around from the very beginning with my recruiter and such. So,I wanted to stay in but change my job,and they wouldn't let me,cause they was just sticking people where they needed them. And they needed truck drivers so I said screw it. Plus I could see back then that the middle east thing was gonna end up a permanent place for us and there was no end in sight so I decided to take my chances in the "real world". Had the time of my life in Germany though! Awesome place!

 

[vol_n_big10_land]

I'm off work tonight. I can't believe I'm up browsing this thread.

 

[Escape Goat]

Glad you are out then. Is Germany really a fun place,?

Cool. I got screwed all the way around from the very beginning with my recruiter and such. So,I wanted to stay in but change my job,and they wouldn't let me,cause they was just sticking people where they needed them. And they needed truck drivers so I said screw it. Plus I could see back then that the middle east thing was gonna end up a permanent place for us and there was no end in sight so I decided to take my chances in the "real world". Had the time of my life in Germany though! Awesome place!

 

[DNBVOL]

Tummy. I mean yummy

Lol at the cape. She would need a 747 jumbo jet engine on her back to get her off the ground.

 

[Grand Vol]

Look up jake brake on you tube. I let it rip in traffic next to cars with the windows down.

Yes, I know what it is now lol. Always thought you b@stards were doing that on purpose lol

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Doyle!!!! Long time no see.

Hey Sam. I had to come and see the farewell show. I find it odd that when EG and you have to leave, so did Gruden.
That's some poetic sh*t there.

 

[PrattvilleVol]

Cool. I got screwed all the way around from the very beginning with my recruiter and such. So,I wanted to stay in but change my job,and they wouldn't let me,cause they was just sticking people where they needed them. And they needed truck drivers so I said screw it. Plus I could see back then that the middle east thing was gonna end up a permanent place for us and there was no end in sight so I decided to take my chances in the "real world". Had the time of my life in Germany though! Awesome place!

I own a condo on Leopold Strasse in Munchen...not really but spent a lot of years in Germany as a civi.

 

[Escape Goat]

Yes, I know what it is now lol. Always thought you b@stards were doing that on purpose lol

I do.

 

[Escape Goat]

Hey Sam. I had to come and see the farewell show. I find it odd that when EG and you have to leave, so did Gruden.
That's some poetic sh*t there.

Gruden is still in play. Just not for me. I'm moving on.

 

[Dudleys87]

 

[Daddernit]

Hey Doyle,

You ever hear of a place called P3?

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol at the cape. She would need a 747 jumbo jet engine on her back to get her off the ground.

Her fat ass would need to twin turbo jet engines to get her gut a foot in the air

 

[SamRebel35]

I was ready for the most monumental coaching hire that I have ever witnessed. I was ready to laugh in the face of all the motherfarkin' alabama retards. I was ready to tell ESPN to suck our dongs, we're taking your golden boy, so Fark off! I was ready to see 90,000 strong at the Orange and White game. I was ready to see the highest paid, and most competent staff in college football lay waste to the SEC.

But, maybe strong can win us 8 games every few years. That would be nice too.