All things STOCKS

[Jax_Vol]

$230+ finally? Could go the other way but seems poised to make a run again.

Hearing NVDA plans to announce that the entire AI thing is merely a hoax.

Just a little practical joke....bwaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!

We've been punked

 

[Majors]

NVIDIA $NVDA JUST REPORTED EARNINGS

EPS of $1.85 beating expectations of $1.76
Revenue of $81.6B beating expectations of $79B

 

[Jax_Vol]

NVIDIA $NVDA JUST REPORTED EARNINGS

EPS of $1.85 beating expectations of $1.76
Reve$81.6B

I don't even get out of bed in the morning for $81.6B

Down 18% on that crappola-fest

 

[Majors]

I don't even get out of bed in the morning for $81.6B

Down 18% on that crappola-fest

The excitement of beating expectations is over. This is the norm it seems per earnings call.

 

[Vol423]

The excitement of beating expectations is over. This is the norm it seems per earnings call.

Raised quarterly dividend payment from $0.01/share to $0.25/share (still paltry but a 2,500% increase) and increased share repurchase plan to $80 billion.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

NVDA forward PE is about 27x. Less than half of AMD’s.

 

[walkenvol]

NVIDIA $NVDA JUST REPORTED EARNINGS

EPS of $1.85 beating expectations of $1.76
Revenue of $81.6B beating expectations of $79B

These guys just keep printing money…..gonna take a fundamental change in the AI model to prevent them from hitting $300+ by EOY. Think I’ll just hold onto them forever selling covered calls out a ways to pick up some small cash flow along the way.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Futures took an ugly turn after being flat to slightly positive.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

CRWV is heading back up though. I missed the bottom. Moving it to the back burner.

It’s strongly, positively correlated to NVDA.

IBM (+7.5%) and other “quantum” names are having a good pre-open.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Futures took an ugly turn after being flat to slightly positive.

Clearly didn't like WMT's guidance...

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

It’s Warshing Day today.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Nice open. DJIA at an all time high. FOMO before the 3 day weekend?

I’d guess that the averages will get knocked down this afternoon. Buyers will be heading out of their offices early. Friday options expiring. Selling to raise capital to buy into the SpeceX IPO. Fear of an escalating war. But maybe the algorithmic trading goes against conventional thought.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

I’m happy. Even though I gave back some gains late in the afternoon, I was able to hang on to about 80% of them.

Kind of a good sign to have back-to-back strong up days just before a 3 day weekend.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I’m happy. Even though I gave back some gains late in the afternoon, I was able to hang on to about 80% of them.

Kind of a good sign to have back-to-back strong up days just before a 3 day weekend.

But we know the script. Tuesday's gonna be red.

 

[Vol737]

But we know the script. Tuesday's gonna be red.

Idk. Pending agreement w/ Iran may turn stocks loose if it holds up into this week.. Energy will pare back its gains, though.

 

[Go aeiou]

But we know the script. Tuesday's gonna be red.

Where's the election?

 

[Granola]

Would yall stay invested in the stock market if WW3 ever developed?

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

Would yall stay invested in the stock market if WW3 ever developed?

It won't matter, IMO. A conventional warfare World War isn't possible anymore.

"Marching across Europe toward domination" is as outdated as riding horses into battle or marching troops toward one another and firing muskets across the field.

Given the likely ballistic missiles and/or drones landing on Wall Street, Tokyo, Germany, etc daily, where you're investing won't matter anymore. The aftermath is unthinkable for economic markets.

 

[Majors]

Futures at 51,116

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

SpaceX (SPCX) is planning to go public on 6/12/2026. These things often take off before the retailer investors can buy shares - and then tanks and becomes dead money for a year or more.

But, the ETF XOVR is available now to front run the IPO. XOVR is 23% private market SpaceX stock and about 25% NVDA, GOOGL, META, and TSLA. But XOVR has been hot garbage.

I might buy XOVR this week and sell it on 6/12.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

XOVR:

0.75% management fee

$1.4B assets

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

XOVR: $19.60

6/18 put contracts:

$19 ($1.4-$1.8)
$20 ($1.55-$2.50)

 

[05_never_again]

Would yall stay invested in the stock market if WW3 ever developed?

Betting on the end of the world is always stupid because even if you're right, how would you collect?

If I was convinced WWIII was going to happen, I'd cash out everything I had that was worth anything and buy a bunker, food/water, and guns/ammo.

Betting on WWIII by buying gold, shorting stocks, or making any type of investment in a financial asset in an attempt to profit from it is just dumb. Can you eat gold?

 

[Go aeiou]

Betting on the end of the world is always stupid because even if you're right, how would you collect?

If I was convinced WWIII was going to happen, I'd cash out everything I had that was worth anything and buy a bunker, food/water, and guns/ammo.

Betting on WWIII by buying gold, shorting stocks, or making any type of investment in a financial asset in an attempt to profit from it is just dumb. Can you eat gold?

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I have to say the people I've known in my adult lifetime have been wrong about precious metals.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

The MU run refuses to quit.