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[Jax_Vol]

$230+ finally? Could go the other way but seems poised to make a run again.

Hearing NVDA plans to announce that the entire AI thing is merely a hoax.

Just a little practical joke....bwaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!

We've been punked

 

[Majors]

NVIDIA $NVDA JUST REPORTED EARNINGS

EPS of $1.85 beating expectations of $1.76
Revenue of $81.6B beating expectations of $79B

 

[Jax_Vol]

NVIDIA $NVDA JUST REPORTED EARNINGS

EPS of $1.85 beating expectations of $1.76
Reve$81.6B

I don't even get out of bed in the morning for $81.6B

Down 18% on that crappola-fest

 

[Majors]

I don't even get out of bed in the morning for $81.6B

Down 18% on that crappola-fest

The excitement of beating expectations is over. This is the norm it seems per earnings call.

 

[Vol423]

The excitement of beating expectations is over. This is the norm it seems per earnings call.

Raised quarterly dividend payment from $0.01/share to $0.25/share (still paltry but a 2,500% increase) and increased share repurchase plan to $80 billion.