Recruiting Football Talk VIII

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TN-POSSUM said:
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*What's the point in me changing my avi to Larry Bird, posting for 2 straight days about him being the greatest, and reminding Laker fans they got bounced in the 1st round (1-4), if the CELTICS are going to lose the 1st 2 games of the 2nd round.... at home!?!?!? I know BOSTON still has more championships than LA and they have a whole lot more impressive franchise history, but I really wanted to rub it in this week. 🫤
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Jayson Tatum is most overrated player in NBA.. I hope the Knicks sweep those Leprechauns....that's saying quite a lot cause I despise the Knicks as well.
 
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Enki_Amenra said:
Those are wild animals. 90% of people have no idea what "wild" really means when it comes to animals. . . . and we're talking about an animal that can crush your skull with 1 squeeze, can literally tear your arms off without even trying hard, can bite completely through anything on your body instantly, and can crush every bone in your torso with one swing.

You can't get more than 5 or 6 men attacking at once and that gorilla would annihilate them with ease. It also has the endurance to continue the party long after the men are looking for smelling salts. Men without weapons are on a suicide mission.
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lifts 4000 lbs. strongest bite of mammals. i'm heading to the house to get a .30-06
 
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Enki_Amenra said:
Those are wild animals. 90% of people have no idea what "wild" really means when it comes to animals. . . . and we're talking about an animal that can crush your skull with 1 squeeze, can literally tear your arms off without even trying hard, can bite completely through anything on your body instantly, and can crush every bone in your torso with one swing.

You can't get more than 5 or 6 men attacking at once and that gorilla would annihilate them with ease. It also has the endurance to continue the party long after the men are looking for smelling salts. Men without weapons are on a suicide mission.
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They're also faster than humans. People don't even think about their speed, but it would definitely be a factor. The men would need some kind of weapons to have a chance. Unarmed, they'd be toast.

Reality is though; the gorilla would likely run away if given the opportunity. The first tactic of a gorilla is intimidation, but seeing a mass of 100 men, the gorilla would attempt to avoid them. They don't really go looking for fights.
 
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Happy Thursday

MAY 8, 2025: When things do not work out as you planned, make another plan along with making the adjustments necessary to achieve your goal. You learned what not to do, but there are still things you can do when you make the necessary changes. On the whole you are doing alright, so do not lose heart or hope. Isaiah 58:11 The Lord will guide you continually, and satisfy your soul in drought, and strengthen your bones; you shall be like a watered garden, and like a spring of water, whose waters do not fail.
 
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jasonvol18 said:
Same here, definitely a bucket list college football stadium I'd love to visit.
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Looks cool as crap. Kinda reminds of hwat Neyland would look like 70 years ago. Blacksburg is a strange city. VPI is spread out, Stadium just on the lip of Campus. Its a beautiful campus, minus the older aquatic center.

Kinda reminds me of a smaller school that blew up but wanted to remain small. You know, opposite of TN.
 
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SugarCC said:






Idk...I guess they could be wrong. I'll admit, the so-called "experts" have shamed themselves over the last few years, so you two have that going for you.

I could keep going with these, btw. Scientists and wildlife conservationists and gorilla experts and primatologists and such...

So, who to believe? 🤔

People who know what they're talking about; or, what i assume to be an extremely hairy man, who has taken so many drugs he is convinced that he, himself, is an ape-like creature, and lives in a cave in East Tennessee instead of the Himalayas...however, he also has convinced himself they are, indeed, the Himalayas.

Or, Enk? The movie 'Her' in real life. I hope this isn't cheating on Sally, Enki? Sorry, bud...

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Well humans are not in danger of extinction and a gorilla has never even been elected to congress, so I don't think they're all that bad ass.
 
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Weezer said:
Notice that last part says with the use of weapons. You specified without weapons. And as for having a plan, Mike Tyson said it best.

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And I am in fact a Yeti. I have easily defeated three times as many men in my day. I haven't done drugs in years. And I routinely kick people's asses at the Papermill Waffle House. If you want to waddle on down there, you can get your ass kicked. HUH!
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I did notice where it said "possibly" use weapons; but, it kind of gets lost amongst the multiple other words used to state that the men would win in other ways.

And, why would I drive all the way to the PWH, just to get there in time for you to start believing you're a hub cap on a 1937 Studebaker?
 
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