Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[BigSteve09]

It's over

 

[Enki_Amenra]

On the pro-gorilla side, I don't think y'all understand what getting jumped is like lol.

100 of animal A fighting 1 of animal B, where animal B is 5-10 times stronger than animal A... Animal A wins that every single time. Pick any animals that fit the bill.

Those are wild animals. 90% of people have no idea what "wild" really means when it comes to animals. . . . and we're talking about an animal that can crush your skull with 1 squeeze, can literally tear your arms off without even trying hard, can bite completely through anything on your body instantly, and can crush every bone in your torso with one swing.

You can't get more than 5 or 6 men attacking at once and that gorilla would annihilate them with ease. It also has the endurance to continue the party long after the men are looking for smelling salts. Men without weapons are on a suicide mission.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Reminds me of the trip I took with my buddy when he and his gorilla, Amy, got called in to search for a missing scientist. . .

was a good time.

i'm appreciative of gorillas, without them we wouldn't have tape or glue.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

was a good time.

i'm appreciative of gorillas, without them we wouldn't have tape or glue.

Pretty good glue, but we'd have a lot more diamonds without them.

 

[Jackcrevol]

It's over

this may be about it for me and cfb for a while

 

[TheBigOne10]

this may be about it for me and cfb for a whileView attachment 740592

See ya in August.

 

[Jimmy Football]

we're talking about an animal that can crush your skull with 1 squeeze, can literally tear your arms off without even trying hard, can bite completely through anything on your body instantly, and can crush every bone in your torso with one swing. You can't get more than 5 or 6 men attacking at once and that gorilla would annihilate them with ease. It also has the endurance to continue the party long after the men are looking for smelling salts. Men without weapons are on a suicide mission.

Does it? I don’t know if that’s true. If the men have enough sense and enough space, they’ll just make it run until it gives out. Gorillas are fast, but they don’t have feline/canine closing speed. Men running for their lives will require a decent distance to catch up to.

Also, if the gorilla is tearing off limbs and ripping off skulls, the men will quickly collect a number of rudimentary weapons. Sounds grisly, but they are fighting for their lives.

 

[Weezer]

You clearly aren’t gonna understand what I’m trying to say so no point continuing the conversation.

Possibly. Or it could be you not understanding my point. I'm good with agreeing to disagree.

 

[Weezer]

It's over

Well, I guess Bama is about to go on another run.

 

[peaygolf]

was a good time.

i'm appreciative of gorillas, without them we wouldn't have tape or glue.

Good music too

 

[VOL608]

All these morons arguing about it don't understand how strong a gorilla really is. . .

Not to mention their fangs and bite force.

 

[peaygolf]

Say a prayer for your ‘lil cousins in Clarksville.
Sad day for my Govs


Austin Peay Mourns the Loss of William Hardrick - Austin Peay State University Athletics

 

[Adam Sandler]

Oh great

I’m ready to impeach

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Rumor has it they are trading back for more picks.

New Pope asking for too much NIL...

 

[peaygolf]

Not a Tech fan….and not a huge Metallica fan…

But this is pretty freaking cool

 

[SKV84]

RIP Mike Patrick...one of my favorite announcers....especially for college football.

 

[Go Fight Win]

Johnson played for Chan Gailey- a pro type offense.

Thomas was recruited by Gailey, but his last 2 seasons were with Paul Johnson running the triple option.

Peyton Manning, who said that Thomas "has got great speed and power and it's fun to watch once he gets it in his hands", attributed part of Thomas' success to "all the runs he had to practice at Georgia Tech"

 

[SugarCC]

100 regular men without weapons aren't beating a gorilla.

Yes it does.

Idk...I guess they could be wrong. I'll admit, the so-called "experts" have shamed themselves over the last few years, so you two have that going for you.

I could keep going with these, btw. Scientists and wildlife conservationists and gorilla experts and primatologists and such...

So, who to believe?

People who know what they're talking about; or, what i assume to be an extremely hairy man, who has taken so many drugs he is convinced that he, himself, is an ape-like creature, and lives in a cave in East Tennessee instead of the Himalayas...however, he also has convinced himself they are, indeed, the Himalayas.

Or, Enk? The movie 'Her' in real life. I hope this isn't cheating on Sally, Enki? Sorry, bud...

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

It's over

Can you put a tariff on college sports? We're about to find out.

Just so dumb.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Good music too

 

[Govolsman98]

It's over

 

[CABVOL]

The government always does such an amazing job of improving the structure and efficiency of anything it gets his hands on.

This. Yet so many ppl want .gov hands on every part of our lives. Unbelievable

 

[knoxvol52]

It's over

I blame this on @TN-POSSUM this is what happens when you rub shoulders with Saban and Trump...

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

It's over

And we honestly believe there will be no bias involved in this?

 

[Weezer]

Idk...I guess they could be wrong. I'll admit, the so-called "experts" have shamed themselves over the last few years, so you two have that going for you.

I could keep going with these, btw. Scientists and wildlife conservationists and gorilla experts and primatologists and such...

So, who to believe?

People who know what they're talking about; or, what i assume to be an extremely hairy man, who has taken so many drugs he is convinced that he, himself, is an ape-like creature, and lives in a cave in East Tennessee instead of the Himalayas...however, he also has convinced himself they are, indeed, the Himalayas.

Or, Enk? The movie 'Her' in real life. I hope this isn't cheating on Sally, Enki? Sorry, bud...

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Notice that last part says with the use of weapons. You specified without weapons. And as for having a plan, Mike Tyson said it best.



And I am in fact a Yeti. I have easily defeated three times as many men in my day. I haven't done drugs in years. And I routinely kick people's asses at the Papermill Waffle House. If you want to waddle on down there, you can get your ass kicked. HUH!