Recruiting Football Talk VIII

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SugarCC said:
I did notice where it said "possibly" use weapons; but, it kind of gets lost amongst the multiple other words used to state that the men would win in other ways.

And, why would I drive all the way to the PWH, just to get there in time for you to start believing you're a hub cap on a 1937 Studebaker?
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Unarmed men would lose. They'd get in each other's way making a coordinated attack near impossible. Gorilla would whip right through them with its superior strength, speed, and agility.

I knew you were afraid to face me.
 
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Weezer said:
Unarmed men would lose. They'd get in each other's way making a coordinated attack near impossible. Gorilla would whip right through them with its superior strength, speed, and agility.

I knew you were afraid to face me.
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I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree...on both of your statements, fur ball.
 
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SoilVol said:
I don't want a presidential administration to dictate how amateur athletics should be handled because then it's subject to changing every administration and it becomes a massive distraction that might get debated on instead of real-world executive political issues.

Literally a political football.

If government has to get involved let it be legislatively and codified by law so it's more stable.
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Have you had a chance to see what kind of people occupy Capitol Hill? Reagan did away with all the insane asylums in the country except for one. We'll end up with drag queens at quarterback, malnourished orphans on the offensive line, and half the crowd will enter illegally.
 
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SugarCC said:






Idk...I guess they could be wrong. I'll admit, the so-called "experts" have shamed themselves over the last few years, so you two have that going for you.

I could keep going with these, btw. Scientists and wildlife conservationists and gorilla experts and primatologists and such...

So, who to believe? 🤔

People who know what they're talking about; or, what i assume to be an extremely hairy man, who has taken so many drugs he is convinced that he, himself, is an ape-like creature, and lives in a cave in East Tennessee instead of the Himalayas...however, he also has convinced himself they are, indeed, the Himalayas.

Or, Enk? The movie 'Her' in real life. I hope this isn't cheating on Sally, Enki? Sorry, bud...

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"Could potentially". How are they gonna coordinate with no weapons? Best they could do is attack with 10 men at a time. A gorilla can bench press 20 200lb men. That's just it's arms.

Also, coordination is a big problem with a wild animal. Men need to think. A wild ass animal just acts. While we're planning on what to do he's already ripped through 40 of us.
 
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TheBigOne10 said:
See ya in August.
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He's probably out until 2028. He'll see the light at the end of the tunnel by then. But the light will be coming from the locomotive pulling the Vance\Wilson 2028 train. Poor Jack.

By the way as we are discussing gorilla fights... I think there is no doubt that 100 gorillas wouldn't have a chance against one Al Wilson.
 
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BigSteve09 said:


It's over
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In my unpopular opinion, this is what CFB needs (maybe not Saban at the head of it), but we need some guardrails that the NCAA obviously has no power to implement anymore.

I think this was inevitable once the NIL/Transfer Portal door was opened. This will probably lead to some sort of collective bargaining
 
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rockytop25 said:
In my unpopular opinion, this is what CFB needs (maybe not Saban at the head of it), but we need some guardrails that the NCAA obviously has no power to implement anymore.

I think this was inevitable once the NIL/Transfer Portal door was opened. This will probably lead to some sort of collective bargaining
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we did but not this. politics can gtfo
 
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Weezer said:
They're also faster than humans. People don't even think about their speed, but it would definitely be a factor. The men would need some kind of weapons to have a chance. Unarmed, they'd be toast.

Reality is though; the gorilla would likely run away if given the opportunity. The first tactic of a gorilla is intimidation, but seeing a mass of 100 men, the gorilla would attempt to avoid them. They don't really go looking for fights.
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I imagine sticking 100 normal men in a giant octagon cage and then dropping in an alpha silverback after making it watch you take away it's family.
 
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JCVol00 said:
I really want to catch a VT game because of Lane Stadium and Entersandman, im overall indifferent to VT though. Id love to see ut schedule a home & home with them
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Mariano Rivera was call Sandman because according to I think it was Paul O'Neill, "he puts mother f***ers to sleep," .
Maybe they play Enter Sandman at VT because they do the same to people watching.
 
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Enki_Amenra said:
"Could potentially". How are they gonna coordinate with no weapons? Best they could do is attack with 10 men at a time. A gorilla can bench press 20 200lb men. That's just it's arms.

Also, coordination is a big problem with a wild animal. Men need to think. A wild ass animal just acts. While we're planning on what to do he's already ripped through 40 of us.
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Right, he's already ripped through 40, and worn completely out. Now he has 60 more to go. A gorilla's stamina is for sh!t. Made for quick bursts of damage, then tires out...EASILY. At least that's what people who study and make a career of such things say.
 
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